Matt Cherette at Jezebel distilled Mariah Carey's HSN appearance down to four insane minutes:
Carey's live sales pitch began at midnight and lasted two inexplicably mind-blowing hours. In tangent after tangent, she complained about how horrible her pregnancy was, barked out orders to the camera crew, made up new words—basically, anything but try to sell her designs.
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP…
