> Israeli newspaper Haaretz calls Sen. Al Franken “gay” in Tweet about Iran nuclear deal.
> World’s hottest math teacher Pietro Boselli models some underwear.
> VICE looks into the emerging fetish of dildos that “impregnate” you with fake alien eggs.
> Apple releases new employee diversity numbers.
> Philadelphia gay bashing court case delayed as lawyers for the three suspects haggle over a plea deal.
> TLC gears up for the return of the Duggars on an upcoming documentary on sex abuse.
> Kurt Cobain’s solo album to be released in November.
> U.S. and Cuban diplomats spar over human rights after flag raising at U.S. Embassy in Havana.
> This is officially the coolest baby gift ever.
> Nutty End Times televangelist Jim Bakker wants you to buy some horses before God sends an EMP attack as punishment for gay marriage.
> Rick Santorum calls Ben Carson’s fetal tissue research in the early 1990s “morally suspect.”
> Donald Trump thinks Rand Paul should exit the 2016 GOP race. “Rand should save his lobbyist’s and special interest money and just go quietly home.”
> Twitter reacts to Sesame Street heading to HBO.
> White House releases Obama’s Spotify playlist.
> Toy Story 4 will be a love story about Woody and Bo Peep.
> Astronomers discover the most “Jupiter-like” exoplanet ever.
> Alabama woman arrested trying to break into jail.
> Downton Abbey cast poses for final season promo photo.
> First look at Captain America and Black Panther in Captain America: Civil War.
> Maryland’s AG clarifies same-sex couples can commit adultery too.
> Texas has issued 1,000 same-sex marriage licenses since the Supreme Court ruling in June.