Ellen DeGeneres took Britney Spears to the mall so the pair could strut their stuff,
steal insist on free things, and cause a general scene because they are huge celebrities.
Ellen goaded Britney on to do some kickboxing at Bloomingdale’s, have all the ice cream she wanted, take a nap at Pottery Barn, and take some menswear gratis.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 7, 2016
Ellen and Britney also found a group of young impressionable children to teach them what really matters: fame and money.