FINALLY: Senate passes massive $2 trillion coronavirus spending bill. The Senate approved the 880-page bill in a unanimous 96-0 vote. The measure would provide billions of dollars in credit for struggling industries, a significant boost to unemployment insurance and direct cash payments to Americans.
ONLY THE BEGINNING: Jobless claims surge to record 3.3 million as coronavirus slams labor market. “This represents the single worst one-day piece of labor market news in America’s history,” Andrew Stettner, senior fellow at The Century Foundation, said in an email.
‘PROCLIVITY TOWARD LESBIANISM AND HOMOSEXUALITY’: Trump cabinet Bible teacher blames coronavirus pandemic on God’s wrath — somehow it involves China, gay people, and environmentalists
PEDOPHILE SAYS WHAT?: Roy Moore Says Closing Churches Is ‘Tyranny,’ Tells Pastors They Have Duty to Assemble
PANIC AT THE COSTCO: A grocery store threw out $35,000 in food that a woman intentionally coughed on, sparking coronavirus fears, police said. Officials don’t believe she’s infected with coronavirus but “will make every effort to see that she is tested,” Fasula wrote.
STAR-STUDDED SPECIAL: Elton John to host coronavirus benefit concert with Mariah Carey, Billie Eilish
WE’RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE OF THIS … : Taylor Swift Gives Back to a Few Lucky Fans Amid Coronavirus Crisis
UPLIFTING VIDEO OF THE DAY: “What the World Needs Now,” Berklee students virtual orchestra
NEW MUSIC VIDEO OF THE DAY: Dua Lipa, “Break My Heart”
TRAILER OF THE DAY: Survive the Night
THIRSTY THROWBACK: Nacho Hamada (Barcelona, Spain)