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A-Rod Adjusts a Rod


As Ozzie Guillen imagines where he might put it...

(via deadspin)

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  1. Now THAT's a package! Nice.

    Posted by: Jeff | Aug 30, 2006 2:20:00 PM

  2. I heart A Rod. The man is even more gorgeous in person. I know, because I sat across from him at MSG during Madonna's Confessions tour. That bulge is no illusion.

    Posted by: michael | Aug 30, 2006 2:21:34 PM

  3. What is that--the Goodyear blimp!!!---actually its just the protective cup--which should be auctioned off on ebay--

    Posted by: kurt | Aug 30, 2006 2:22:57 PM

  4. This is getting into perezhilton territory Andy!

    Posted by: Anon | Aug 30, 2006 2:25:32 PM

  5. My God, he is really packing there! He could hit a ball with that thing!

    Posted by: ho4mo | Aug 30, 2006 2:28:13 PM

  6. I think I just came in my pants...

    Posted by: Kamasutra Jones | Aug 30, 2006 2:45:10 PM

  7. Someone tell A-Roddick never to go near A-Rod.

    Posted by: Jaay | Aug 30, 2006 2:58:16 PM

  8. Thank you, Kurt.

    It's called a CUP, people. I know some of us aren't athletic and all, but c'mon...

    Posted by: Rich | Aug 30, 2006 3:25:23 PM

  9. Cup x2. With all the juice he's on, there is not way he's packing more than a stick of gum.

    Posted by: Barry Bonds | Aug 30, 2006 4:58:24 PM

  10. Caption should have read:

    A-Rod adjusts A Rod underneath A Cup that keeps him from being turned from A Rooster into A Hen.

    Posted by: Zeke | Aug 30, 2006 5:20:14 PM

  11. Yeah, it's a cup. Of course it's a cup. BUT, there's obviously a big Dominican chorizo under that cup. BTW, it's not just that part that is so sexy, either. A-Rod just has it going on all over the place. No juice needed! Well, except my saliva all over him...

    Posted by: Kamasutra Jones | Aug 30, 2006 5:38:11 PM

  12. Love the 9 to 5 reference Zeke!

    Posted by: jmg | Aug 30, 2006 5:47:38 PM

  13. I want to like A- Rod
    but cant bear sell out Latinos like him that give millions to Devil Head Bush & the Republikkkans.. Im like "ew..."

    However,that being said, I'd prolly still hit it before I quit it.

    Gimme Jorge Posada any day over this one.

    Imagine if all male stars & athletes had to show it all off the way female stars have to .
    Damnit I wanna see some dick, I wanna see some ass, sports & entertainment need more man whores.

    Posted by: Hispandex | Aug 30, 2006 7:33:43 PM

  14. JMG, you got me!

    I should have known someone here would pick up the 9 to 5 line. ;)

    Roped an' tied...

    Posted by: Zeke | Aug 30, 2006 11:45:27 PM

  15. ummm y'all... it's called a cup. baseball players use them to protect their ummmm prize jewels during a game

    Posted by: Mochahontas | Aug 30, 2006 11:58:28 PM

  16. Eh...

    I'm like, on the line with A-Rod and Jeter. Sometimes I see them and they're hot. Sometimes, I see them and I'm like "No."

    But those two are such MEN, though. I love a big, brawny man like that! Ok, now I'm gushing...

    BTW, anyone privy on the rumours that Jeter and A-Rod get x-tra friendly when the wives aren't around?

    Posted by: Bobby Alexander | Aug 31, 2006 10:31:53 AM

  17. Hispandex, I'm with you on Jorge Posada. As hot as A-Rod is, Jorge is even hotter. Those thick legs, the adorable face, the amazing bubble butt. Oh, I think I just came, again...LOL

    Posted by: Kamasutra Jones | Aug 31, 2006 1:02:11 PM

  18. I douth think the cup over runnith. Now there's a big gulp you can't get at 7-11!

    Posted by: Chino | Aug 31, 2006 8:28:34 PM


    Posted by: sarah | Mar 31, 2007 7:37:04 PM

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