Andy Dick: I’m Not Gay

Andy_dickComedian Andy Dick, starring in the new Dane Cook vehicle Employee of the Month, tells the Washington Post that he’s really tired of being identified as a homosexual, specifically referring to the infamous William Shatner roast at which he licked various people

“But they said something.” Meaning his fellow roasters. “I’m sure it had something to do with gay. That’s what they always do. That’s where they always go.” Dick rolls his eyes and makes swishy hand gestures. “I’m not even gay! Last year, it was anal warts, which I don’t have.” Makes a face. “This year, it’s AIDS and gay. Which I don’t have and I’m not. No and No. Just because I’ve been with guys, and I’m bi, doesn’t mean I’m gay.”

According to the paper, however, Dick continues to court this image (if anyone’s actually interested) in an upcoming live album in which he sings, “Hang out with me / Some people say / You might end up dead / Or worse, gay / But I pushed semihard / To get you to like me / Now I’m in your bedroom / On your TV.”

Somehow I don’t think this will end up on my Amazon wishlist.