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11/20/2006


Bush Ends Vietnam Trip with Harry Potter Pageant

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Late last week, using the site of America's last failed war as a backdrop, George Bush referred to the war in Iraq adopting Henry Kissinger's well-known posture about the U.S. war with Vietnam, saying "We’ll succeed unless we quit."

Unfortunately, Kissinger declared an Iraq military victory impossible in an interview on Sunday, thus inspiring Bush to persuade world leaders to dress up as wizards in hopes that a spell might magically turn things around.

Actually, the dress-up day is a tradition for the APEC summit, where world leaders don traditional garb from the host country, in this case the ao dai, normally reserved for wedding dresses and schoolgirl uniforms.

Choreography

Still, our dear leader appears a bit flummoxed by the pageant choreography. Of course, "playing well with others" has never been one of Mr. Bush's strong points.

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Posted 12:30 PM EST by Andy in Fashion Men, George W. Bush, Iraq, News, Vietnam | Permalink


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  1. Actually, these two thugs were auditioning for the international revival tour of "Dreamgirls." "And I am telling you I am not going...."

    Posted by: Leland | Nov 20, 2006 12:35:07 PM


  2. I love seeing this git standing pigeon toed and without anyone to talk to. It just seems so right.

    Posted by: JT | Nov 20, 2006 12:45:47 PM


  3. Well this just made my day! Thanks Andy, for posting it, and thanks to Dubya for playing dress-up while our soldiers are being slaughtered in Iraq. What a huge idiot! And the Harry Potter analogy is priceless!

    Posted by: Wayne | Nov 20, 2006 12:50:31 PM


  4. He's probably more embarassed about being seen in a "dress" then he is about any of the crimes he has committed during his reign.

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Nov 20, 2006 12:56:38 PM


  5. I see that the other members of Culture Club have replaced Boy George with Idiot George as their new lead singer for their reunion tour. They stipulated that the new singer only wear clothing from the original Boy's closet.

    Posted by: creepy | Nov 20, 2006 1:01:15 PM


  6. Darn it Karl Rove, these briefing notes are really cliff notes from The King and I.

    Posted by: Matthew | Nov 20, 2006 1:20:05 PM


  7. What certain world leader, held in the lowest of esteem internationally, appears to be suffering the symptoms of a hang over? (At least the Russian can handle his liquor.)

    Posted by: Crixi Van Cheek | Nov 20, 2006 2:27:43 PM


  8. The picture was taken promptly before he was placed into the Slytherin house.

    Posted by: John | Nov 20, 2006 2:38:26 PM


  9. saw another photo of a swish hand, as if the experience with the foreign garb was lacking -- as all that foreign experience during his military service and family overseas jaunts didn't fill him in.

    yet, the colors are certainly more vibrant than what passes as cruise ship gear.

    Posted by: ricardo | Nov 20, 2006 3:24:56 PM


  10. I too have noticed a slight change in style going on at Towleroad. Subtle, yet fruity with hints of barb that leave you begging for more. Nice job!

    Posted by: FizziekruntNT | Nov 20, 2006 3:49:56 PM


  11. HA! Oh Bushy, ever the source of uncomfortable comedy.

    Posted by: erin | Nov 20, 2006 4:44:24 PM


  12. I of course have never worn anything that makes me look foolish.

    Posted by: JohnKerry | Nov 20, 2006 4:47:36 PM


  13. Check out W's feet in the top photo...they just yell DUHHHH

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Nov 20, 2006 7:48:25 PM


  14. Does that picture of the pigeon-toed dictator not sum it up? The preeminent dork of the modern age. Failed domestic policy and now failed drag queen!

    Posted by: woodroad34 | Nov 20, 2006 11:47:46 PM


  15. Harry Potter Pageant....LOL

    Posted by: steve | Nov 21, 2006 6:26:08 AM


  16. Oh, look at that. Bush finally went to Vietnam. How many years after the war?

    Posted by: Derrick | Nov 21, 2006 9:59:43 AM


  17. Touché, Derrick! Touché!

    ...parry, riposte. LOL.

    Posted by: FizziekruntNT | Nov 21, 2006 10:29:19 AM


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