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Jesse Metcalfe: Dolled Up


Jesse Metcalfe showed up to get some free swag at the XBOX 360 Halo 3 video game preview party in L.A. yesterday. Metcalfe has become a study in meticulous attention to the coiffing, clipping, and conditioning of hair, further entrenching his title as gay vague priestess. Still, it ain't bad to look at.

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  1. Hmmm, first thought: Jesse isn't doing much to counter those claims of being a Moe. Second: it looks as though he has had a little work done, no? He's almost unrecognizable. The nose?

    Regardless, I'd lick every inch... lol

    Posted by: Cory | May 16, 2007 11:12:36 AM

  2. He's so over-coifed. All he's missing is his A&F shirt.

    I wonder how long it took his stylist to get that rugged, natural stuble look?

    Posted by: Marco | May 16, 2007 11:16:18 AM

  3. 'Gay Vague' like metrosexual, is a term I could do without...

    Posted by: Paul | May 16, 2007 11:23:02 AM

  4. He's adorable, but why is he impersonating a beaver in the pic?

    Posted by: Gregg | May 16, 2007 11:30:13 AM

  5. aww. he's so pretty.

    Posted by: Nathan | May 16, 2007 11:42:08 AM

  6. "Gay vague priestess"... Love it!

    Posted by: Pierre | May 16, 2007 11:45:16 AM

  7. Christ, I wish I had those eyelashes.

    Posted by: PistolPetey | May 16, 2007 11:53:52 AM

  8. Look! He's growing a beard!

    Posted by: anon | May 16, 2007 12:07:06 PM

  9. what's with the chiclets?

    Posted by: A.J. | May 16, 2007 12:24:38 PM

  10. granted this particular picture isn't pretty, but having seen him all over the place i don't see what people see in him looks-wise. There's just something off about him I can't put my finger on it; what should otherwise be an attractive guy is actually quite fugly imo.

    Posted by: JohnJohn | May 16, 2007 12:51:47 PM

  11. Gotta agree with JJ above, but then I remembered the truth. Beautiful people are usually ugly if you stare at them long enough.

    The boi's pretty. The end.

    Now about that Maybelline clear lash extender she's rockin. Ghuurrrrrrl Please!

    Posted by: lexxicuss | May 16, 2007 12:58:17 PM

  12. Looks like he's not waxing his eyebrows as religiously as he once did.

    Posted by: Jake | May 16, 2007 1:03:20 PM

  13. un lapin?

    Posted by: Jason | May 16, 2007 1:29:54 PM

  14. He used to be so cute on Passions pre-metrosexual of the year phase. le sigh...

    Posted by: Derrick | May 16, 2007 1:40:43 PM

  15. Ladies please! Keep it real. Fugly-ugly? There are men out there who are hotter, but you know you'd do Jesse in a New York minute.

    Posted by: dave | May 16, 2007 2:19:01 PM

  16. But... He's wearing mascara >.<

    Posted by: C. Gerard | May 16, 2007 5:19:28 PM

  17. over him.

    Posted by: Scott | May 16, 2007 5:21:08 PM

  18. This particular picture isn't pretty???

    Man, beauty is so frakkin' subjective.

    What I find amusing is when guys say how un-hot a goodlooking man is, you never hear them suggest who they consider hot.

    Oh no, because then that leaves their taste subject to ridicule.

    Gotta love them gays.

    Posted by: mark m | May 16, 2007 5:54:40 PM

  19. He looks like he could play a male prostitute in ancient Pompeii. (Cute in a way, though).

    Posted by: MJ | May 16, 2007 8:34:39 PM

  20. I used live in the same neighborhood as Jesse and I could see clearly into his backyard and pool As much as I could see he has a lot of good looking male friends, he also has a lot of good looking female friends. So nothing pertinent to report but this new more agressive metrosexual thing does give me pause to wonder what I might have missed.

    PS He never had his binoculars out when I had a pool party, always clothing optional events.

    Posted by: Insideguy | May 16, 2007 8:57:27 PM

  21. I'd say chipmunk or beaver over lapin....

    Posted by: jmg | May 16, 2007 10:22:33 PM

  22. I personally believe Flowers leans left, and it's too bad. Libs have destroyed this country, and it's GOOD to say you're not one, whoever you

    Read more:

    Posted by: Replica Watches UK | Dec 27, 2012 1:37:51 AM

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