Now Playing: Chris Evans' Naked Trash Dash

Chris Evans was recently told by his manager to not remove his shirt in films anymore to avoid being pigeonholed as beefcake.
It's too bad, since he seems so fond of it:
"Neighbors of Fantastic Four star Chris Evans are in for a visual treat - he often takes out his garbage naked. Evans, who recently came third in a poll of most eligible Hollywood bachelors, admits he is fond of streaking in his yard. He says, 'I have a nice backyard. It's very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out.'"
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But as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words...
Posted by: Rad | Aug 14, 2007 9:47:36 AM
That is the sexiest picture I've ever seen and I'm not sure why?
Posted by: Pugzz | Aug 14, 2007 9:54:45 AM
That is the sexiest picture I've ever seen and I'm not sure why?
Posted by: Pugzz | Aug 14, 2007 9:55:36 AM
Is there a larger file of this picture? From where has this picture been taken? Hot f*cker!
Posted by: Critifur | Aug 14, 2007 10:10:17 AM
It's first thing in the morning and I've already got a mental image of Chris Evans naked. Now I'll never get any work done.
Posted by: sam | Aug 14, 2007 10:12:22 AM
Do you tell the stars not to shine?
Do you tell the wind not to blow?
Do you tell Chris Evans to keep his shirt on?
Nay I say. A thousand times nay.
Posted by: Digger | Aug 14, 2007 10:26:07 AM
Pigeonholed? Gee, I never thought of trying that! hehehe... keep the clothes off, Chris.
Posted by: krishnan | Aug 14, 2007 10:34:42 AM
Ever since I saw I saw him naked except for the whipped cream covering his parts,in Not Another Teen Movie. I have considered him sex on a stick. And he's funny too!
Posted by: secretagentman | Aug 14, 2007 10:42:17 AM
Even his feet are sexy and I'm not into feet!
Posted by: Lars | Aug 14, 2007 10:56:49 AM
Hey, if him not taking his shirt off in movies means more shots like this and more magazine covers and more starring roles for the guy, I'm fine with that!
Posted by: Rob (lrdarystar) | Aug 14, 2007 11:12:41 AM
i haven't wanted somebody's Polaroids so bad since Warhol appeared on the Love Boat.
Posted by: A.J. | Aug 14, 2007 11:41:52 AM
I'd let him take out my trash.
Posted by: anon (gmail.com) | Aug 14, 2007 12:44:31 PM
Speaking for those of us who ARE into feet I say without shame...
Oh my god...hot!
Posted by: Zeke | Aug 14, 2007 12:45:06 PM
Speaking for those of us who ARE into feet I say without shame...
Oh my god...hot!
Posted by: Zeke | Aug 14, 2007 12:45:30 PM
Speaking for those of us who ARE into feet I say without shame...
Oh my god...hot!
Posted by: Zeke | Aug 14, 2007 12:45:59 PM
I'm not one for hanging out around dumpsters, but I'm willing to make an exception here!
Posted by: Gregg | Aug 14, 2007 12:53:59 PM
DOES THAT THING JUST TO HIS LEFT SAY SCRATCH AND SNIFF?
Posted by: CLIFF | Aug 14, 2007 3:26:09 PM
For those who imagine I only think about politics, a little more Evansian eye candy:
http://sassy.sixteenxcandles.net/layouts/version4full.jpg
http://www.cozzifantutti.com/modfab/hgb/chrisevans.jpg
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/chrisevans/chris_evans_1.jpg
http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/chris_evans_04.jpg
Posted by: Leland Frances | Aug 14, 2007 8:22:17 PM
He is BY FAR the hottest friggin' actor in Hollywood (with Ryan Reynolds a close second).
I have ALWAYS had the major hots for him, and would almost stalk him, go through his trash, and basically act like a crazy person, he makes me so horny.
That type of guy makes me insane he's so hot.
Posted by: Jordan | Aug 14, 2007 8:24:39 PM
He's probably one of the most attractive men I have ever seen. Almost too attractive, like to the point where you wonder if he was grown in a lab or something. The only problem with that is he is more than likely a self-absorbed asshole with little to no personality.
Oh well, I'll just stare at his pictures and imagine him as charming, witty, kind, and hung like a horse. Fantasies are fun!
Posted by: Brandon H | Aug 14, 2007 9:10:50 PM