Don’t contestants usually lose their prize money if they blab?
The Malcontent picks up next month’s Instinct magazine wonderings if gay contestant Todd Herzog may have let the cat out of the bag, considering he’s labeled “Million Dollar Man” on the cover and Survivor: China hasn’t yet finished.
The good news for Herzog if he really is the winner?
“If you were hoping to get additional clues from the article itself, you can quit hoping…After a couple of desultory questions about the only thing truly interesting about Herzog, i.e., his presence on a major reality TV show (”What do you think of the portrayal of gay people on Survivor?”), the writers bring out the really heavy artillery: Do you remember your first kiss? How in the world did you find out you were allergic to rabbits? We’ve heard you love the Spice Girls: What are your top three reasons why? Herzog’s most surprising revelation was that coming out can be ‘scary.'”
So can almost losing your million dollars.
Learning Nothing About Todd Herzog [the malcontent]
Survivor: China Shows Off its Skin [tr]