11/27/2007
Larry Craig Doll: I Am Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay.
Online toy manufacturer Stupid.com is selling a Senator Larry Craig doll for the closeted Republicans on your holiday list.
Ays the doll when you press a button: "Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay." The company says this is a preliminary photo of the doll. They're working on another one, preferably with suit, tie, and American flag lapel pin.
The company mentions that the doll even has a wide stance, but I wonder how well his toe taps?
And to be fair and balanced, they do also sell a Hillary nutcracker.
Larry Craig doll [stupid.com]
(via 365gay)
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I smell a lawsuit.
Posted by: peterparker | Nov 27, 2007 5:17:54 PM
Why are you making fun of dolls?
I thought you homos were open minded and shit.
Posted by: James Izzard | Nov 27, 2007 7:09:39 PM
That doll is a travesty! It's far too muscular and masculine looking to be Larry Craig.
They need to use a much doughier figure - like a cabbage patch doll.
Posted by: Gregg | Nov 27, 2007 9:15:25 PM
A dollar short and about three months too late- sort of like a Mel Brooks satire on Star Wars.
Posted by: Tom | Nov 27, 2007 9:24:06 PM
Does it come with "kung fu" grip?
Posted by: Wheezy | Nov 27, 2007 10:12:27 PM
AH...
but can you buy Senator Craigs toilet stall?
(kinda like the Barbie camper.
Sold seperatly of course.
Posted by: griffin1573 | Nov 28, 2007 7:59:28 AM
"...cums with bionic foot-tapping motion!"
Posted by: soulbrotha | Nov 28, 2007 1:47:19 PM
If it comes with a wide stance and an arm-sweeping motion, its NOT a doll, its an 'action figure' but in any event, i'd prefer the undercover police officer 'action figure!
Posted by: Grego | Nov 28, 2007 3:45:18 PM
Somebody needs to be sending this doll to Trent Lott soon.,
Posted by: lealou | Nov 28, 2007 6:28:18 PM
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