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Larry Craig Doll: I Am Not Gay, I Never Have Been Gay.

LarrycraigdollOnline toy manufacturer Stupid.com is selling a Senator Larry Craig doll for the closeted Republicans on your holiday list.

Ays the doll when you press a button: "Thank you all very much for coming out today. I will read a statement: 'I am not gay. I never have been gay." The company says this is a preliminary photo of the doll. They're working on another one, preferably with suit, tie, and American flag lapel pin.

The company mentions that the doll even has a wide stance, but I wonder how well his toe taps?

And to be fair and balanced, they do also sell a Hillary nutcracker.

Larry Craig doll [stupid.com]

(via 365gay)

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  1. I smell a lawsuit.

    Posted by: peterparker | Nov 27, 2007 5:17:54 PM


  2. Why are you making fun of dolls?

    I thought you homos were open minded and shit.

    Posted by: James Izzard | Nov 27, 2007 7:09:39 PM


  3. That doll is a travesty! It's far too muscular and masculine looking to be Larry Craig.

    They need to use a much doughier figure - like a cabbage patch doll.

    Posted by: Gregg | Nov 27, 2007 9:15:25 PM


  4. A dollar short and about three months too late- sort of like a Mel Brooks satire on Star Wars.

    Posted by: Tom | Nov 27, 2007 9:24:06 PM


  5. Does it come with "kung fu" grip?

    Posted by: Wheezy | Nov 27, 2007 10:12:27 PM


  6. AH...
    but can you buy Senator Craigs toilet stall?
    (kinda like the Barbie camper.
    Sold seperatly of course.

    Posted by: griffin1573 | Nov 28, 2007 7:59:28 AM


  7. "...cums with bionic foot-tapping motion!"

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Nov 28, 2007 1:47:19 PM


  8. If it comes with a wide stance and an arm-sweeping motion, its NOT a doll, its an 'action figure' but in any event, i'd prefer the undercover police officer 'action figure!

    Posted by: Grego | Nov 28, 2007 3:45:18 PM


  9. Somebody needs to be sending this doll to Trent Lott soon.,

    Posted by: lealou | Nov 28, 2007 6:28:18 PM


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