News: Barack Obama, iPhone, Vermont, Minke Whale, Charmin

road.jpg Poll shows Barack Obama pulling ahead of Clinton in Iowa: “Most Democratic likely voters in Iowa, 55 percent, say they’re more interested in a ‘new direction and new ideas’ than in strength and experience, compared with 49 percent in July — a help to Obama, who holds a substantial lead among ‘new direction’ voters.” And Obama struggles with spin

Iphoneroad.jpg Smartypants with iPhone tries to use method in latest Apple commercial to ask why plane hasn’t taken off yet and gets read by pilot: “If the passenger with the iPhone would be kind enough to use it to check the weather at our alternate, calculate our fuel burn due to being rerouted around the storms, call the dispatcher to arrange our release, and then make a phone call to the nearest Air Traffic Control center to arrange our timely departure amongst the other aircraft carrying passengers with IPhones, then we will be more than happy to depart. Please ring your call button to advise the Flight Attendant and your fellow passengers when you deem it ready and responsible for this multi-million dollar aircraft and its passengers to safely leave.”

road.jpg Guardian gone: Now, everybody will be squeezing the Charmin.

road.jpg Latvian government minister and newspaper owner praise international anti-gay group Watchmen on the Walls pledge fight against homosexuality at “human rights’ conference, slam Arnold Schwarzenegger for “teaching homosexuality” to children.

Whaleroad.jpg 18-foot-long Minke whale discovered swimming lost, 1,000 miles up the Amazon river: “Environmentalists are now considering the best way to transport the mammal from the Tapajos River, where it was last seen, back out to the Atlantic Ocean. ‘It is in good condition,’ veterinarian Milton Marcondes from the Brazilian Humpback Whale Institute told the Associated Press. ‘We couldn’t do a blood exam, so we don’t know how it is doing internally, but we gave it antibiotics as a precaution.’ He added that it would be easy for the whale to become ill as a result of the stress of being so far from its natural habitat.”

road.jpg South African guesthouse owner turns away gay guests: “We are certainly not gay-friendly, this is a Christian household. We have never had a gay couple staying in the house and we prefer to keep it that way. We hereby cancel this order and exercise our right of admission.”

Azisroad.jpg Popstar Azis continues to stir the pot in Bulgaria with racy magazine cover: “”I am ready to do anything for a high rating for my show! As you can see from the pictures, I sold my body, or as we say it, got a tuning.” (NSFW)

road.jpg British police officer among men nabbed in restroom sex sting: “The officer, who has not been named, was fined 13 days’ pay following an investigation into ‘cottaging’ at toilets on Harrison Drive, Wallasey. Six people have been charged under the Sexual Offences Act – two have pleaded guilty, four are awaiting trial. Another 32 people, including the officer, were issued with cautions over the incidents.”

road.jpg Tom Cruise angered by publication of fatsuit photos.

Milo road.jpg Milo Ventimiglia thinks it’s time to get mysterious for Nixon Watches.

road.jpg Gay and lesbian Ohioans “eager” for Governor Ted Strickland to test limits of laws surrounding state’s same-sex marriage ban.

road.jpg A visit to the virtual queer red light district (nsfw).

road.jpg Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS hit hard by stagehand strike.

road.jpg Same-sex marriage supporters get vocal in Vermont: “More than 20 people testified before the Vermont Commission on Family Recognition and Protection at its public hearing at Lyndon State College, and throughout the 90-minute session, only two people stood up to speak against same-sex marriage. This was the second forum held by the 11-member commission and the second time that a strongly supportive audience turned out. Major anti-gay groups in the state are boycotting the hearings. Joseph Gainza of Marshfield floated one theory on why gay marriage has not become a divisive topic during the hearings: Most straight Vermonters, including him, noticed that the sky did not fall down after the Vermont Legislature legalized civil unions for same-sex couples seven years ago. ‘The change came and you realized that nothing in your life has changed,’ said Gainza. ‘The only difference is that your neighbors have some rights they didn’t have. And none of your own rights were taken away in the process.'”


  1. Ernie says

    Re: gay marriage in VT. I think Mr. Gainza is right. While right-wing individuals and groups (such as they are in generally liberal VT) are calling the commission a liberal-stacked farce, I think the average straight person either doesn’t care much about the issue any more or doesn’t see why gay people shouldn’t have the right to marry, since, as has become clear, Civil Unions haven’t affected their “heterosexual” marriages in the least. Some day people will look back and wonder what all the brouhaha was about? The change in attitude from just 7 years ago–when I attended the contentious hearings–is remarkable.

  2. peterparker says

    The guesthouse in South Africa is owned by Neville and Marion Botha. Perhaps they are relatives of former South African Prime Minister and Nazi sympathiser P.W. Botha?

  3. woodroad34 says

    Tom Cruise can sit on my dick. He can’t act; he just reads lines well and isn’t very sympathetic. He also ruined the Mission Impossible series for me. What is it about Scientolgy that makes you a bad actor like John Travolta or Kirstie Alley?

  4. JerzeeMike says

    Hahaha! I loved that pilot’s response to the jerk with the iPhone. People think that since information can be accessed so readily that they instantly know better than the professionals.

  5. soulbrotha says

    RIP Mr. Whipple! I remember when I was a teen and the local supermarket had a “Don’t Squeeze The Charmin” display. I went over and started squeezing it and a security guard came out of nowhere and yelled “Hey! Can’t you read the sign?!” Scared the living hell outta me!! The shoppers roared!

  6. noah says

    Tacky! That’s all I have to say about Azis. Gay, straight, bi or whatever, the photo seems needlessly sleazy to promote a broadcast TV show.

    I love Madonna, the most provocative artist of the late 20th-Century American culture. Her “outrageous” works were about a merger of sex, art, and commercialism that seemed more intelligent than this.

  7. Gerry Dumont says

    Regarding Mrs Clinton falling behind in
    Iowa….. ALL democratic voters need to understand and realize that they need to
    vote for a candidate in the primaries that
    has the BEST chance of beating a republican
    and winning the general election. While she
    has her faults like everyone else that’s
    running, she is the ONLY one of the
    democratic candidates that can possibly win
    in the general elections. It is useless to
    vote for a candidate in the primaries that
    will NOT eventually win the general
    elections. That’s what republicans want!!
    Do NOT give them the opportunity!! Mrs
    Clinton is the only one that has the best
    opportunity to win the general elections
    over that of a republican. REMEMBER

  8. Jason Young says

    Are you kidding me? Clinton is one of the few Democrats that I would outright refuse to vote for. Having said that there is only one Republican who can beat a Democrat this year but he likely won’t win the nomination.

    Also I should add that I outright refuse to vote for Rudy or Romney and I will vote third party if my choices are Clinton vs Rudy cause they both suck equally.

  9. So Left I'm Right says

    (4) “No person may unfairly discriminate directly or indirectly against anyone on one or more grounds in terms of subsection (3).” And subsection (3) is all about the catch-all banning of discrimination by the state, including sexual orientation.

    So the Bothas are probably acting completely against the SA Constitution. What do we have in the US? Not only not this protection, but we have nutjobs aplenty attempting to enshrine additional discrimination into our constitution, on which, in large part, the SA document was based.

    On another note, Gerry, completely wrong. HRC has done absolutely nothing to deserve the votes of most Democrats to this point. She still needs to EARN it. And don’t give me that BS about no one else in the field being able to win. At this point, that is far from true, and ALL of the Repiglican candidates are so beneath contempt, don’t play your politics on that basis.

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