I really have no words, except this is why they’re called wingnuts.
According to Pat Robertson, God is using superhighway I-35 that runs from Canada to Mexico through the midwest to purify America from sin. He says “I-35 is the highway spoken of in Isaiah 35:8 – “And a highway will be there; it will be called the way of holiness.”
So, evangelical Christians have set aside 35 days to use the cities around I-35 to rid America of sin, meaning “abortion clinics, gay bars, strip joints, and porn shops.” God is using “purity sieges” to set America free.
And they’re apparently working – homosexuals, like James Stabile, a drunk gay who stumbled across a purity siege, was cured when a pastor touched him and yelled “Fire!”
Stabile: “I didn’t feel the desires to be with men like I felt before.” Shazam!
Is God Using NAFTA Superhighway to Stop Homosexuality? [rightwingwatch]