Reserve Met on David Beckham’s French Fry!


David Beckham’s recent visit to New Zealand has inspired a flurry of online auctions featuring items that crazed fans have scavenged in the football player’s wake.

The Herald Sun reports: “In an effort to attract bids, the seller notes on the Trademe online auction site that the bottle is still one quarter full. ‘Mostly backwash I would imagine,’ the seller says in answer to a query…Other goods up for sale include cutlery Beckham apparently used, and a photocopy of a signature Beckham made on the boarding pass he used while travelling from Australia to New Zealand.”

Reserve has been met on a French Fry that he failed to gobble. Next bid: $5.00 The seller writes: “Warning, as this chip has been on the floor it is not suitable to eat only a souvenir.”

Frenchfry_2 Corncob

Also available: A Coke bottle (with Coke left!) and Beckham’s half-eaten corncob.

The corn cob is at $81!

And if anyone was wondering, CRAZY is also for sale, and apparently, free.


  1. jckffjmmy says

    I had read once that Madonna made every venue she performed at replace the toilet seat and destroy it after she was done. I guess this makes much more sense now.

  2. Karl says

    i fucking hate david beckham, people make a huge fuss over him but whats so special? they moved him to a us soccer team, which is now “his” team, as when he came to sydney there was only talk about him and none about the rest of the players, but he couldnt even beat sydney, and sydney sucks at soccer, hes a fucking wanker, and his wife is a whore

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