David Beckham Erection Marks Start of Fashion Week in Milan


The ubiquitous crotch has been placed on display at the intersection of Via Cusani and Via Broletto in Milan, where fashion week begins this week. No word on any increase in traffic accidents.

BeckhamawardBeckham was given an award over the weekend from the English Football Writers Association for achievements in beefcake football. Said the Galaxy player: “It’s an incredible honor to receive this award. Football writers have followed my career from when I was a young player at Manchester United up to now. It’s great to receive this recognition from those who follow and love the game.”

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