03/13/2008
Super Bowl Champ Eli Manning the next 2(x)ist Underwear Model?
The latest athlete-to-underwear model rumor to hit the field is that New York Giant Super Bowl champ Eli Manning may show some skin. The NY Daily News' Jo Piazza reports: "Calvin Klein may be trying to get into Tom Brady's pants (the company, not the designer, to make him the brand's new underwear model!), but word on the street is sexy men's underwear line 2(x)ist is trying to get his rival, Giants quarterback Eli Manning, to model their teeny-weeny, bikini-style briefs."
Actually, the Brady rumors have been denied, but Brady is certainly ahead in the sexy endorsements department, and this would give Eli some indecent exposure.
Previously
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It's Calvin Klein Underwear Group Photo Time! [tr]
Posh on Beckham's Bulgeboard: It's Great, Huge, Enormous, Massive [tr]
EXCLUSIVE: Joe Oppedisano Celebrates the Calvin Klein Man [tr]
Janice Dickinson and Her Go Softwear Harem [tr]
Posted 9:00 AM EST by Andy in Eli Manning, Fashion Men, News, Underwear | Permalink
Comments
Ewwwww....
Posted by: Rad | Mar 13, 2008 9:14:20 AM
I agree RAD!
Posted by: RedSierra | Mar 13, 2008 9:55:08 AM
ewwwwww? Come on. He's adorable, and I'm a Patriots fan.
Posted by: Patrick | Mar 13, 2008 10:19:56 AM
His moobs look weird for a football player. I like what he is doing with his finger though, that is a sign that he has a big one and wants us to look there. He, he, I did.
Posted by: davefromtampa | Mar 13, 2008 10:29:26 AM
meh.
Posted by: Jeff | Mar 13, 2008 10:30:26 AM
meh.
Posted by: Jeff | Mar 13, 2008 10:30:37 AM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! His body is nasty!!!!!
Posted by: peterparker | Mar 13, 2008 10:40:40 AM
These people saying EWWWW. I would love to see a pic of how you guys look. Stupid Gays. Lol. At least he looks more real than Chad White who I don't have a problem with either by the way.
Posted by: Matt | Mar 13, 2008 10:49:28 AM
Yeh, this straight supremacy is getting ridiculous. Why haven't you posted pictures of the gay NFL quarterbacks?
Posted by: crispy | Mar 13, 2008 10:50:28 AM
I don't think he is bad looking...so not sure why all the ewww's from all these nasty queens here...he is just an average looking guy...not particularly beautiful or built...just a tad too skinny for a football player...but same can be said about Tom Brady and most of you. Oh and that basket is not particularly big...unless he has "magic meat" I don't see him as well-endowed even though I am aware that big bulges for the most part mean big balls not necessarily a big dick.
Posted by: SpiceDong | Mar 13, 2008 10:55:03 AM
Where's the beef? He better get some before the Eagle's Defense gets to him next year. 'Course it would be nice if we had an offense too. Is Plaxico availabe?...with his cute big cheeks.
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 13, 2008 11:04:35 AM
There's just something about certain types of straight guys that are soooo not attractive in underwear... Eli Manning strikes me as being completely sexually illiterate--which is what makes this type of guy look completely dorky in underwear.
Eli is the type guy you would have to spend a great deal of time teaching...he's not a natural in bed, if you know what I mean.
On the other hand, there are some straight guys with that feral sexual quality who you know, would rock your world and are pure sex when they wear underwear, Beckham or Tom Brady...yum,yum,yum.
Posted by: Tuffy | Mar 13, 2008 11:05:07 AM
This picture WAS taken a few years ago. (I know because it's been in my private collection since then.) He was right out of Ole Miss and had a bit of the beer weight on him. I guarantee after a few years of Giants training, he looks better. If I were his PR people, I'd put out a current picture to silence all the mincing queens and body fascists.
Posted by: Kevin | Mar 13, 2008 11:06:39 AM
This picture WAS taken a few years ago. (I know because it's been in my private collection since then.) He was right out of Ole Miss and had a bit of the beer weight on him. I guarantee after a few years of Giants training, he looks better. If I were his PR people, I'd put out a current picture to silence all the mincing queens and body fascists.
Posted by: Kevin | Mar 13, 2008 11:07:44 AM
You people saying "Ewww" are fucking crazy. This guy is hot, he's a sports hero, he's handsome and he has a body honed by actual athletic accomplishment, not narcissistic gym trawling.
I dunno, I love looking at hot guys like everyone else, but this is getting stupid. The obsession with being totally cut -- which is unsustainable except for only the most obsessed -- is ruining sex.
Posted by: Tom | Mar 13, 2008 11:15:28 AM
"...all the mincing queens and body fascists."
Well, we do range in temperment from Quentin Crisp to Ernst Roehm. What do you expect? But I'm glad you told us that that is not a current picture. I'm sure he is big and buff now--just like the city he represents(gag).
Oh, Lord, how I can't wait to see his ass on the grass (artificial turf) next season. I sure know how to mince, don't I, Kevin?
Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Mar 13, 2008 11:15:45 AM
I think he looks great! Heck, he could pee and lose any moobage.
Posted by: Matt | Mar 13, 2008 11:21:17 AM
I think he is cute. It's nice to see a normal body instead of some guy who spends most of his life living in a gym. I suppose all the magazines has made us expect 6 and 8-packs as the norm now. Me, I like the natural look. Would rather have a normal looking guy than a gym-bunny any day!
Posted by: James | Mar 13, 2008 11:27:20 AM
this is not a underwear model. If is an old picture, than show something current, but there are alot of talented models out there who would run circles around this. And before you anything I am in better shape than this kid.
Posted by: Paul | Mar 13, 2008 11:28:03 AM
Sure, he's cute in a normal, straight guy kind of way, but he is NOT an underwear model. Sorry but underwear models are supposed to look like gym trawling body facists! It's called being a model. Models are supposed to represent the ideal. Like the David, classical Greek sculpture, yadda yadda yadda. And can we please quit the obsession with the straight guys already. It's nauseating. Give us some hot, gay boys and leave the straight ones alone. You never know what they're going to do.
Posted by: TroyTooner | Mar 13, 2008 12:34:34 PM
There are 3 reasons I posted "Ewwwwww!!!":
1) His body looks like it belongs to a 14 year old boy, and that's just gross.
2) I don't think his face is particularly attractive.
3) Eli's brother and father donate to the Republican party. Though I couldn't find any records on Eli on opensecrets.org, given that he is a straight, white, male from the South (I know the species well since I grew up in Georgia) whose father and brother are Republicans, I would bet the farm that Eli voted for George W. Bush. Twice. And that alone makes him disgusting in my eyes.
xo,
peterparker
Posted by: peterparker | Mar 13, 2008 12:35:39 PM
This guy is not hot, and his body is shit.
My super would make a better 2xist model.
Posted by: michael | Mar 13, 2008 12:38:27 PM
PeterParker, I grew up in Georgia and live here, and I wouldn't bet that someone was Republican just because their family happens to be. I know too many people that are exactly the opposite. I mean, you can stereotype people because of their family, or because they are from the South, or whatever, but a lot of times you're going to be wrong.
Posted by: Matt | Mar 13, 2008 1:20:11 PM
I too love all these mo's bitching about Eli's bod. You just know most of them don't look anywhere near as good as he does. And I think he's really cute and I sure wouldn't throw that body out of my bed. I'd rather have someone like Eli, who looks like a man, over some overworked out muscleheaded queen!
Posted by: Jeez boys, get real | Mar 13, 2008 1:22:17 PM
Yuck, can't get into the GOP beefcake dudes, or in this case cake, since, I don't see any beef on this kid. More Tom Brady posts please, or tennis player, thanks :).
Posted by: Sebastian | Mar 13, 2008 1:41:30 PM
The kid is cute and cuddly and I can't understand why all these posters are grossed out by Eli Manning. Don't know much about him except that he is sweet and humble, slightly, um, dumb, and I bet he'd be the best f*ck any of you have ever had. I like his body, I like his smile, I like his attitude. Y'all can "eeewwww" yourself back to the gym. This kid is adorable.
Posted by: mike | Mar 13, 2008 1:54:24 PM
ZOMG He's like SOO hideous! I only find perfect people slighty attractive cause, ya know, Im a godly judemental queen.
Silly nellies!
Posted by: Toto | Mar 13, 2008 1:54:29 PM
Go PeterParker! All I can add is that my 52-year old husband is hotter than Eli could ever hope be. I love my honey! :-)
Posted by: Bojo | Mar 13, 2008 1:54:32 PM
ZOMG He's like SOO hideous! I only find perfect people slighty attractive cause, ya know, Im a godly judemental queen.
Silly nellies!
Posted by: Toto | Mar 13, 2008 1:54:47 PM
I don't think we know the politics of Chad White or most sports people whose pictures are posted here.
Eli is posing here as the classic mid-western boy-next-door type, but I couldn't imagine a body like that having an NFL career, so the fact the pic's old makes a lot of sense.
Posted by: anon | Mar 13, 2008 2:00:46 PM
i certainly wouldn't kick him out of bed with those oh so suckable nipples and just generally adorable appearance, he looks so cuddly, quite cute to me...
Posted by: the queen | Mar 13, 2008 2:13:01 PM
i don't get it.
Posted by: Sean | Mar 13, 2008 2:13:09 PM
well, at least he's not as doofy as Peyton.
Posted by: Michelle | Mar 13, 2008 2:20:55 PM
Ewwwwww....
Confirmed.
Posted by: Rad | Mar 13, 2008 3:06:12 PM
You know what? I'm certainly not an underwear model, but neither is Eli.
Posted by: Joe Bua | Mar 13, 2008 3:46:26 PM
I think he's cute. Best looking of the Manning men for sure. I am surprised he's not beefier, but hey, would certainly never kick him out of bed.
Posted by: Himbo with Highlites | Mar 13, 2008 4:20:32 PM
awww, he's such a cute baby boy in that pic.
Posted by: nic | Mar 13, 2008 5:08:24 PM
At first look, I am thinking - dang if I don't like him better in his uniform, pads, and with that sweaty hair - but then I look a second time and think, yep, I could wake up next to that and love him all day long!
Posted by: TyInTenn | Mar 13, 2008 7:58:47 PM
well hopefully he cuts off his mullet before the photoshoot
all during the super bowl i wanted to take a pair of scissors to the back of his helmet
Posted by: steve | Mar 13, 2008 8:33:47 PM
And that treasure trail . . mmmmmm...I'd follow it all day long to his hairy nuts...
Posted by: Scott | Mar 13, 2008 10:07:18 PM
It's a sad day when our community is lusting after a straight man.
Beautiful Gay Brothers, don't you get it; he's not into any of us--why are you lusting after and defending him--when a) he's STRAIGHT and SURE AS HELL wouldn't stand up for you and b)is he reall that great to begin with???? Beckham I can understand (we all know Posh uses an 8-inch strap-on with that one.)
FOCUS, go and date men who prefer the sexual company of other men. Be gay, not subserviant and servile to a straight hegemony. Seriously; empower yourself with self-esteem and demand better from life--because each of us is worth it!!! Ug. We need more leaders and role models to sort out the knuckle-heads in our ilk.
Posted by: Tuffy | Mar 13, 2008 10:24:16 PM
He's fucking hot! Love that body. Obviously, the "ewwwwws" have been looking at too much Sean Cody.
I don't need to feel someone would "stand up for me" to find him good looking. In any event, I can stand up for myself.
Posted by: David | Mar 13, 2008 10:30:42 PM
I, PeePee, am judgemental and before I have sex with anyone I have them fill out a 38 page questionnaire about their political opinions and who they have voted for in every presidential election dating back to 1952!
I, PeePee, do all this!
Posted by: PeePee | Mar 13, 2008 10:35:03 PM
i could make him stand up at attention. fantasy? yes. probability? close to nil, but i would like to try.
PEEPEE, get a life. you are like old fish and dirty cunt. nobody wants you. wtf is wrong w/u?
Posted by: nic | Mar 13, 2008 10:50:01 PM
PETERPARKER,
did you make an enemy? waz up w/this douche? he cannot be adressing you, right?
Posted by: nic | Mar 13, 2008 10:57:50 PM
Nothing wrong with having a litmus test.
Without some standards, you too might end up with Senator Larry Craig in an airport bathroom.
Posted by: John | Mar 14, 2008 12:39:33 AM
Gee, I didn't know that simply by looking at a photograph of a supposedly "straight" guy with an adorable face, great nipples and a not so-buff but cuddly bod, I was submitting to "straight hegemony". Well! I guess I stand corrected! Um, I think you make too much out of it, Tuff, honey. It's just a picture. And, he's a man. I like men. I prefer sex with my own kind (queer, of course, although damn it all, I've had a few "straight types" lately), but I allow myself to look at and enjoy photographs of any cute or good-looking man. I'm not betraying "The Cause" by doing so, either. Ease up, boyfriend.
Posted by: mike | Mar 15, 2008 2:02:59 PM
I'd rather fuck a a slightly "dorky" guy, with a healthy, natural body, than some ugly internet queen who's response to a topless man is "eewww" or "gross".
The 'valley girl' mentality is a turn-off in a man.
Posted by: Charles | Mar 17, 2008 2:16:15 AM
I think he is cute. It's nice to see a normal body instead of some guy who spends most of his life living in a gym.
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Posted by: John | Mar 17, 2008 11:25:24 PM
Not as sexy as Tom Brady, but I'd still hit that.
Posted by: Cindy | Mar 18, 2008 12:20:22 AM
Blech...sorry. Manning is not hot. Jacoby Ellsbury of the Red Sox is 1000x hotter than Manning.
Posted by: Todd | Mar 19, 2008 9:40:00 PM
First things first, that picture is about five years old. Eli is looking hot w/his cute ass & shiny SuperBowl ring! lol! Hes fckn HOT! No he's not a underwear model he's a PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER! They should ask Tom Brady to do it seeing that he's not good at his job! Bye Suckers!
Posted by: Party Monster | Mar 20, 2008 10:30:15 AM
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