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Shaquille O'Neal Wants Kobe to Tell Him How His Ass Tastes


Phoenix Sun center Shaquille O'Neal took the stage at a NYC nightclub Sunday night to perform a freestyle rap targeting Kobe Bryant after Kobe lost the NBA championship. In the rap, Shaq taunts Kobe for not being able to win an NBA championship without him, blames Kobe for his divorce, and tells Kobe to "tell [him] how his ass tastes." Classy.

Said Shaq of the rap: "I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MC's do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

Watch it, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. yeah, honey... a freestylin butteater... once you get a taste of ass you never go back....

    Posted by: the queen | Jun 24, 2008 8:27:02 AM

  2. "...tell him how his ass tastes"

    Stale, rotten chocolate.

    Posted by: Derrick from Philly | Jun 24, 2008 11:55:10 AM

  3. I don't know, I thought it was funny. I think I'll save my righteous indignation for something a little more virulent.

    Posted by: The Milkman | Jun 24, 2008 1:38:43 PM

  4. The only thing that's getting me up in arms is the fact that Shaq has "six albums, two platinum, two gold." What?

    I make a point of not getting all crazy in anonymous comments, especially if I'm discussing (or going off on) someone I don't know, I've never, met, and I have no personal connection to, but right now, I have to. Somebody please tell Kazaam to sit down and shut up. Not funny. Not a rapper. And a shi*ty center. Lose the ego, Shaq, you don't deserve it. Fade away. Just fade away.

    Posted by: phil | Jun 25, 2008 5:02:09 AM

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