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Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Sits on a Throne of Naked Men


This is apparently a print ad for the new season of The Tudors in which Jonathan Rhys-Meyers conquers a gay bathhouse.

At least three of the bodies are that of Mario Lopez bicep rival Nick Adams, including the footstool.

Thy Kingdom Come, indeed!

(via defamer)

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  1. i dont know who is lucky. nick or jonathan.

    Posted by: chris | Jan 30, 2009 8:52:13 AM

  2. A great Canadian show!

    Posted by: M | Jan 30, 2009 10:31:22 AM

  3. That is the hottest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

    Posted by: JeffRob | Jan 30, 2009 10:56:06 AM

  4. The stupidest show on television.

    Posted by: lwoolf | Jan 30, 2009 11:48:13 AM

  5. So are they telling us there is going to be some hot man-on-man action in Season 3, or is this just bullshit to get horny losers like me to watch?

    Posted by: bobbo | Jan 30, 2009 1:48:48 PM

  6. If only Jonathan were out.

    Posted by: Gabe R | Jan 30, 2009 2:16:28 PM

  7. LWOOLF-I see by your poor grammar you don't have the intellect to appreciate this historic series. (Even if the history is slightly skewed)

    Posted by: DJ | Jan 30, 2009 7:40:29 PM

  8. I thought Henry VIII sat on a thrown of naked women? Also, he had to weigh at least 500 pounds, so I imagine they were pretty flat before too long.

    Posted by: Wheezy | Jan 30, 2009 10:45:27 PM

  9. @DJ,

    what is wrong with LWOOLF's grammar?

    Posted by: nic | Jan 31, 2009 2:32:21 AM

  10. This show is and continues to be appalling for its lack of historical accuracy. So what is this misleading poster trying to say? Now that he's beheaded Anne Boleyn at the end of the last season, he goes gay? He did marry four more WOmen before he finally kicked the bucket, ya know? This is a seriously stupid poster that's clearly trying to pander to our community. Don't bother.. the show is rubbish, esp. with Anne Boleyn out of the picture.

    As for Wheezy's comments, H8 was actually hot when he was young, but after the death of his third wife, Jane Seymour, he became depressed and was unmarried for a few years, plus he had a serious riding accident in which his leg never healed properly, making it hard for him to walk or exercise, so as a result, he gained a lot of weight.

    Posted by: glenn | Jan 31, 2009 2:36:33 AM

  11. I feel compelled to blast Gabe R, who doesn't understand that Bobbo opining "if only Jonathan were out," was using the subjunctive. If only Gabe R were more educated...

    Posted by: Mark | Jan 31, 2009 3:03:57 AM

  12. Historic series? LOL@teevee historians. Histrionic series more like it.

    Yes, he gained a lot of weight and then had a fornication table crafted for him so that he could improve his enjoyment despite his tremendous fatness. He was a real pig, and ya know what? I'm glad he's DEAD!

    Posted by: TANK | Jan 31, 2009 4:04:41 AM

  13. Embarassingly inaccurate.

    Henry VIII was one serious fatty, sans any of this fairytale smoldering bedroom-eyes crap. Christ, look at his portraits.

    yet another reason to turn off the TV.

    Posted by: medaka | Jan 31, 2009 6:35:54 AM

  14. The stoopidist (most rediculous) show on TV has to be "Lost!"

    Posted by: bill | Jan 31, 2009 10:07:21 AM

  15. I feel compelled to yell at all of you bitches, just because I'm bored and I really like both grammar and Towleroad:

    DJ, LWOOLF's grammar was just fine.

    Mark, it was DJ calling out LWoolf for his grammar, not Gabe R calling out Bobbo. The commenting party's name is under the comment, not over it.

    Either way, both "The stupidest show on television" and "If only Jonathan were out" are both grammatically correct.

    You're welcome.

    Posted by: JeffRob | Jan 31, 2009 3:05:42 PM

  16. Can someone remove the hpyhen from his name in the headline? He spells it without -- as it is on the ad in the picture.

    Posted by: rjnick | Jan 31, 2009 8:20:39 PM

  17. Original Painting of Sexy Tom Ford
    Open Shirt,way below navel
    On EBAY right now
    item number 170297700620

    Posted by: MW | Feb 1, 2009 2:54:17 PM

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