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What Does the Ultimate British Male Look Like?

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Gillette created a composite sketch based on answers to poll questions about the most desirable features of famous British men to create a picture of the "ultimate British male." In the end, they utilized Hugh Grant's hair, Daniel Craig's eyes, Orlando Bloom's nose, rugby player Jonny Wilkinson's mouth, racecar driver Lewis Hamilton's skin, and Ewan McGregor's jaw.

The result, AFTER THE JUMP...

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Introducing the ultimate British male: A blend of Daniel Craig, Hugh Grant and Jonny Wilkinson [daily mail]

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  1. Yes, centuries of being trapped on that little island has produced this.

    Or...

    I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, and say just that the composite artist sucks.

    Posted by: protogenes | Jan 29, 2009 1:32:46 PM


  2. I'd hit it!

    Posted by: sean | Jan 29, 2009 1:37:17 PM


  3. Wow, that sketch is absolutely scary. I'd have to kick that out of bed. With all the fine specimens it drew from how in the world could something this hideous be created?

    Posted by: Kurt from Milwaukee | Jan 29, 2009 1:38:02 PM


  4. OMG. So HANDSOME! Not. What a deformity.

    Posted by: BusyTimmy | Jan 29, 2009 1:38:45 PM


  5. Looks like a new zombie film is going to be filmed now!

    Posted by: Filmmaker | Jan 29, 2009 1:39:59 PM


  6. Are you kidding me?

    Posted by: unicorn rider | Jan 29, 2009 1:42:35 PM


  7. the ultimate brit male is a Frankenstein?

    Posted by: boris | Jan 29, 2009 1:42:49 PM


  8. Incomplete. Whose cock did they use?

    Posted by: crispy | Jan 29, 2009 1:43:12 PM


  9. Is it me or does that look like Paul Rudd?

    Posted by: Jesse | Jan 29, 2009 1:43:51 PM


  10. Squint and he's Patrick Dempsey.

    Posted by: Strepsi | Jan 29, 2009 1:44:54 PM


  11. By God! That's poorly drawn Rupert Everett!

    Posted by: Pugzz | Jan 29, 2009 1:49:10 PM


  12. I don't need that British Frankenstein. Just give me Lewis Hamilton or Daniel Craig and I would be just fine!

    Posted by: soulbrotha | Jan 29, 2009 1:50:26 PM


  13. Orlando Bloom's nose? Why would anyone want that schnoz?

    Posted by: Banne | Jan 29, 2009 1:51:48 PM


  14. Crispy: Becks cock!

    Posted by: Jeff | Jan 29, 2009 1:52:18 PM


  15. Thanks, but I'll stick with the real Ewan please. This hybrid is...well let's face it, he's just scary.

    Posted by: Sean | Jan 29, 2009 1:53:05 PM


  16. Before: Well this oughtta be interesting.

    After: AHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    Moral of the Story: People are not Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, dammit! They are not meant to be mixed together like that! They're much better looking separate, anyways.

    Posted by: Jeremy Feist | Jan 29, 2009 1:54:14 PM


  17. That actually looks a bit like Rory Stewart, British diplomat, turned author (The Places in Between and The Prince of the Marshes), turned charitable foundation president. He looked much like this after spending a few months walking from Herat to Kabul on foot. Of course he had been suffering from dysentery and lack of food and clean water, but still...

    Posted by: DanInSeattle | Jan 29, 2009 1:56:28 PM


  18. OMG! Kill it with FIRE!

    Posted by: dubwise | Jan 29, 2009 1:59:05 PM


  19. As long as he has a nice uncircumcised penis, as most brits do, I'm good.

    Posted by: Asher | Jan 29, 2009 1:59:34 PM


  20. OMG, that's really scary! Those eyes! A serial killer! Shiver.

    Posted by: nikko | Jan 29, 2009 2:09:58 PM


  21. Yikes. Still looks better than most of the royal family, though.

    Pugzz - poorly drawn or just a recent photo post face work?

    Posted by: Jay | Jan 29, 2009 2:14:47 PM


  22. Maybe they could use Beckham's cock...But I would stick with Ewan McGregor for the face...He's hot!

    Posted by: Christian | Jan 29, 2009 2:15:20 PM


  23. So jonathan rhys meyers...ish? Wait, is he even british?

    I thought it'd be bertrand russell.

    Posted by: TANK | Jan 29, 2009 2:23:32 PM


  24. Where the heck is David Walliams on that list? He is the HOTTEST!!!

    Posted by: jami | Jan 29, 2009 2:25:07 PM


  25. Typical British git

    Posted by: Castigator | Jan 29, 2009 2:26:14 PM


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