HELICOPTERS: President Obama calls on Senator John McCain at today's White House Financial Summit.
ALAN KEYES: Stop Obama, or the U.S. will cease to exist.
LUCA ERA GAY: "Ex-gay" sings to 14 million Italian TV viewers of conversion from homosexuality at the Sanremo Festival.
TOOL: George W. Bush turns down job as hardware store greeter.
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