Polish Politician Outraged Over Zoo’s Gay Elephant


Michal Grzes, a councillor from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party in the city of Poznan, Poland is outraged that the Poznan Zoo purchased an elephant for 37 million zlotys (approximately $11 million) because the male elephant prefers the company of other males.

Said Grzes: "We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?"

Russian news agency RIA reports: "Visitors have been flocking to a zoo in the western Polish city of
Poznan to catch a glimpse of an elephant, who it is claimed is
homosexual, Polish media said. The ten-year-old African Bush elephant, Nino, has had to change zoos
three times in the past five years because of his aggressive behavior
toward female elephants, including pushing them into the pool. However
his attitude to male elephants is described as 'affectionate.' … 'He only liked his buddies and hit the cows with his trunk, and was
very disrespectful on the whole,' Michal Grzes, the conservative Law
and Justice (PiS) deputy for Poznan said."

The zoo's director notes that elephants don't reach sexual maturity until the age of 14.


  1. FizziekruntNT says


    Actually, if elephants don’t reach sexual maturity until the age of 14, isn’t this a bit more like human boys and the “Eeeeuuwww, COOTIES!” routine?

    I kinda dig this elephant…pushing cows into the pool. Hahahah! Get a life, Grzes.

  2. Derrick from Philly says

    “…because of his aggressive behavior toward female elephants, including pushing them into the pool.”

    Vicious queens are the same no matter what species. Actually, the elephant is probably one of these anti-queen butch-type homos–you know, the kind like Brando in “Reflections in a Golden Eye”. They’re more misogynistic than queens.

    I would never think of pushing bitc…I mean, women into pools. Most women could probably whup my ass anyway.

  3. RP says

    Do it like everyone else does: ask him to do it in a cup and pour it into another elephant…

  4. mike says

    Cute story! It’s kinda funny, though, that the symbol of the Republicons and the LCR-ettes is a big homo with a HUGE trunk!

  5. me says


    How come it’s not pink?

    I agree with FizziekruntNT. Being that he hasn’t reached sexual maturity, it does sound like what little boys do. It’s also kind of funny, that even knowing that, they’ve already come to the conclusion the Elephant is gay.

  6. sister000 says

    Elephant didn’t cost 37 milions… Big house for them did.

    Cheers from Poland 😉