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Chris Pine + Zachary Quinto = Captain Spork


A bit of morphing magic. (via he who laughs)

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  1. Too bad that man doesn't actually exist, because he's gorgeous.

    Posted by: taodon | Jun 9, 2009 11:31:37 AM

  2. Man, I'd tap that in a heartbeat. Usually these morphing tricks produce horrendously ugly results but this (virtual) guy makes me want to cream in my pants. I always thought Pine and Quinto were both sexy but they don't come close to their digital spawn. Clone one for me, will you?

    Posted by: dommy | Jun 9, 2009 11:35:09 AM

  3. Taodon

    LOL I'm with ya

    Far better looking than either male morph parent and neither of them are slouches in the looks department to begin with.

    Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 9, 2009 11:42:35 AM

  4. This has to be your best post Andy lol. My only celebrity crushes ever are with Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, this literally made me stop and stare.

    Posted by: Cj | Jun 9, 2009 11:44:00 AM

  5. That guy is hot! BTW, in the slash community (the thing that kirk-spock bromance spawned in the seventies) that classic pairing is known as "Spirk." Mostly because because sporks don't really connotate hot man-on-alien action.

    Posted by: Kuhnsy | Jun 9, 2009 11:48:47 AM

  6. Their kid would be pretty good-looking. Shocker.

    Posted by: S. | Jun 9, 2009 12:06:30 PM

  7. This is right up there with the talking babies ("Look Who's Talking" started that horrible trend) and dogs (Bush Baked Beans). I hate this shit (sorry Andy).

    I'd prefer to waste my time lusting after real men that I will never have rather than disturbing pictures of imaginary men I will never have.

    Posted by: MikeinSanJose | Jun 9, 2009 12:13:18 PM

  8. I'd hit that, and twice on Sunday. Wow.

    Posted by: David | Jun 9, 2009 12:27:14 PM

  9. Mikeiinsanjose

    ".....imaginary men...."

    Maybe not so imaginary for too much longer.

    The koreans have already produced mice offspring from 2 female mice. They basically removed the nucleus of an unfertilized ovum and inserted it into another ovum (unfertilized prior to). The viable offspring of course were all female XX since female ovum are only X

    The next logical experiment would be to strip out the nucleus of an unfertilized ovum and replace it with the nucleus from a sperm cell and then fertilize it with another sperm cell. The only thing is they would have to screen for not mixing YY

    father's sperm provides either X or Y so Y sperm cool as long as the other sperm used was not Y

    YY what the fuck would be the result? a non viable mess or a viable mutant monster mess

    Then of course the next logical step after that is jumping from mice to human subjects

    One day Adam and Steve (spok and kirk) might have true biological offspring of both with a female only providing the outer ovum cell structure (not nucleus) and a womb.

    hell, the womb might not even be necessary eventually. They have already produced sort of viable premie babies grown

    1- attached to the inner lining of the large intestine of a male Baboon. the placenta formed and blood vessels merged/ connected with the baboon father's blood vessels in the lining of the intestine.

    2- attached to the liver of a male baboon and formed a placenta and connecting blood vessels.

    science and sci-fi day dreaming about what has already been done is fun and nerdy

    Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 9, 2009 12:35:10 PM

  10. my bad

    The Japanese did it not the koreans,9171,629387,00.html

    2 viable offspring out of 600 attempts.

    Not great odds, but it did work and the odds would improve with more experimentation

    Posted by: jimmyboyo | Jun 9, 2009 12:39:27 PM

  11. Quinto has it all over Pine.

    Mark my words, the former will get even better with age, while the latter will prove to be just another fading twinkle in the night sky.

    Posted by: rich | Jun 9, 2009 1:17:44 PM

  12. That face is just too much. I wouldn't hit or smash.. I'd wreck.

    Posted by: Luka | Jun 9, 2009 1:26:57 PM

  13. I'll carry that fetus!

    ...right after I get my uterus.

    Posted by: FizziekruntNT | Jun 9, 2009 1:27:05 PM

  14. Love those eyebrows. I so would, too.

    Posted by: Henry Holland | Jun 9, 2009 1:28:20 PM

  15. Looks like what Tom Cruise always wished he looked like. Hott hott hott.

    Posted by: clint | Jun 9, 2009 3:02:28 PM

  16. Fascinates me that it's both perfectly natural looking and instantly recognizable as not one but two celebs--who don't look that much like each other. A very artistic morphing, these things have sure come a long way in the past few years.

    Posted by: adamblast | Jun 9, 2009 4:49:11 PM

  17. Wow - this man is really a looker!!! I always thought that there was something lacking with those 2 men but their imaginary love child would have been so pretty!

    Posted by: Alfred | Jun 9, 2009 6:51:18 PM

  18. When I said I wanted to see Chris Pine overlaid by Zachary Quinto, this is NOT what I meant.

    Posted by: Strepsi | Jun 9, 2009 8:33:13 PM

  19. Captain Spork = Not

    Pinto = Yes

    Also its from ontd_startrek.

    Posted by: Ladia | Jun 10, 2009 7:49:27 AM

  20. That really is all kinds of gorgeous.

    Posted by: Dean | Jun 11, 2009 7:04:16 PM

  21. Wow, beautiful! I'd gladly lend my womb to carry and give birth to such a being, and I would do it all for FREE! :)

    Posted by: Nic | Jul 22, 2009 4:57:54 PM

  22. This is so naughty thought inspiring.

    Posted by: Heidi | Oct 29, 2009 6:00:31 PM

  23. each of these guys are flawless. put them 2gether and w0w! but really, add in the nerdish, quirkiness of quinto!? that is my dream man.

    Posted by: nic | Jun 5, 2010 7:44:03 PM

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