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Cristiano Ronaldo Drowns His Sorrows in Sardinia


Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo drowned the sorrows of last week's Manchester United's 2-0 Champions League final loss to Barcelona in the waters of Sardinia over the weekend. More shots, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Anyone who claims this man is heterosexual really needs to rethink their definition of heterosexual. Just saying.

    Posted by: Cj | Jun 1, 2009 12:40:23 PM

  2. I would soooo help him drown his sorrows...look at those gutters in the first pic. Mmmm

    Posted by: JS | Jun 1, 2009 1:10:14 PM

  3. He looks just like my doorman.

    The resemblance is actually uncanny.

    Posted by: David | Jun 1, 2009 1:17:49 PM

  4. I'm moving into Davids building!

    Posted by: Derek Washington | Jun 1, 2009 1:20:50 PM

  5. He's so gay he looks like an extra from Truth or Dare.

    Posted by: James | Jun 1, 2009 1:34:34 PM

  6. Men pull up their pants --- and swimsuits --- he is just boy obviously.

    Men also keep their shirts on when dancing --- gay boys do not.

    Posted by: Ralph | Jun 1, 2009 1:39:00 PM

  7. He's obviously not a hardcore Catholic (nor am I!). Didn't the Vatican totally call it blasphemous when people started wearing Rosaries as fashion items?

    What an amazing body... daaaamn.

    Posted by: JD | Jun 1, 2009 1:48:47 PM

  8. Dude's big toe is....funky.

    Posted by: Billy | Jun 1, 2009 1:57:30 PM

  9. The paparazi suck. You want a picture or Kate Gosselin's beaver chewed hair? Got it! Want a picture of Brittaney Spear's cooch? Got it!

    Get an easy picture of a hot, sexy CR in SEE TRHOUGH WET WHITE SWIMTRUNKS....sorry missed that!

    Posted by: Bill | Jun 1, 2009 1:58:22 PM

  10. that boy needs to let me make an honest man out of him. dayum! marry me already, cristiano.

    Posted by: nic | Jun 1, 2009 2:21:20 PM

  11. That is one INSANELY attractive man....... jesus!!!! =S

    Posted by: Benjamin E. | Jun 1, 2009 2:34:01 PM

  12. @Billy, Wow, you mean a pro-soccer player's big toe on his dominant foot might have callouses built up? Shocking!

    Posted by: AladinSane | Jun 1, 2009 2:47:56 PM

  13. Ok--anybody out there know the designer for the white swim shorts he's sporting?!?I know I can rock those babies as much as he can. :)

    Posted by: Lakas | Jun 1, 2009 2:56:14 PM

  14. Lakas is right, those are cute trunks.

    Posted by: The Milkman | Jun 1, 2009 5:07:24 PM

  15. omggggggggggg
    hes looks so goodddddddddd
    damn now why he go now, why not in the summer when im going!! geezzz

    Posted by: Nicola | Jun 1, 2009 6:00:40 PM

  16. CJ-

    Okay, rethought my definition and decided that a person's physical appearance, manner of dress, and general hotness didn't have any bearing on their sexual orientation.

    Anyone who claims this man is homosexual (based on anything less than a stated proclivity for sex with men) really needs to rethink how american society and gender expectations have shaped their own internalized definitions of what it means to be gay/straight. Stereotypes are detrimental no matter who they are coming from.

    Oh, and yes, he's hot as fuck.

    Posted by: Deepak | Jun 1, 2009 7:29:31 PM

  17. I'm pretty sure that I would drink his dirty bath water

    Posted by: rhydderch | Jun 1, 2009 7:43:39 PM

  18. I know I m a girl but I love those shorts-with a bikini top-the bomb-where can I get a pair-oh and yeah luv him too obviously-luv ur site too!

    Posted by: unleashed | Jun 1, 2009 9:34:24 PM

  19. Reason #5 in my continuing series: "Why I Love Soccer and Why It Is The Best Sport In The World": Cristian Ronaldo in short, white, wet, see-through shorts at a beach in Sardinia, getting over a heart-breaking loss to Barcelona.

    P.S.: Anyone understand what Ralph said?

    Posted by: mike | Jun 2, 2009 12:24:02 PM

  20. I don't think Ralph knows what he said.

    My god CR is just a gorgeous man. Breathtakingly gorgeous!

    Posted by: James | Jun 2, 2009 4:31:32 PM

  21. So good looking, well dressed, and athletic is gay? Most of the gay dudes I know are fat slobs who spend a lot of time imagining themselves with unattainable straight coworkers, drinking beer and smoking weed, and bitching about Dancing With The Stars being preempted. I'm just sayin'...

    Posted by: Dhani Darko | Jun 3, 2009 3:48:04 AM


    More wet white shorts here

    Posted by: Stu | Jun 3, 2009 3:54:42 PM

  23. Lakas...

    I'd like to know the maker of those swim shorts as well. I'd guess they came from his own boutique, CR7... but you can;t shop it online.

    Posted by: Drew | Jun 6, 2009 11:51:14 AM

  24. Is he wearing a jock?

    Posted by: CollegeWrestler | Oct 23, 2009 1:34:19 PM

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