1. Cj says

    Anyone who claims this man is heterosexual really needs to rethink their definition of heterosexual. Just saying.

  2. JS says

    I would soooo help him drown his sorrows…look at those gutters in the first pic. Mmmm

  3. Ralph says

    Men pull up their pants — and swimsuits — he is just boy obviously.

    Men also keep their shirts on when dancing — gay boys do not.

  4. JD says

    He’s obviously not a hardcore Catholic (nor am I!). Didn’t the Vatican totally call it blasphemous when people started wearing Rosaries as fashion items?

    What an amazing body… daaaamn.

  5. Bill says

    The paparazi suck. You want a picture or Kate Gosselin’s beaver chewed hair? Got it! Want a picture of Brittaney Spear’s cooch? Got it!

    Get an easy picture of a hot, sexy CR in SEE TRHOUGH WET WHITE SWIMTRUNKS….sorry missed that!

  6. nic says

    that boy needs to let me make an honest man out of him. dayum! marry me already, cristiano.

  7. AladinSane says

    @Billy, Wow, you mean a pro-soccer player’s big toe on his dominant foot might have callouses built up? Shocking!

  8. Lakas says

    Ok–anybody out there know the designer for the white swim shorts he’s sporting?!?I know I can rock those babies as much as he can. :)

  9. Nicola says

    hes looks so goodddddddddd
    damn now why he go now, why not in the summer when im going!! geezzz

  10. Deepak says


    Okay, rethought my definition and decided that a person’s physical appearance, manner of dress, and general hotness didn’t have any bearing on their sexual orientation.

    Anyone who claims this man is homosexual (based on anything less than a stated proclivity for sex with men) really needs to rethink how american society and gender expectations have shaped their own internalized definitions of what it means to be gay/straight. Stereotypes are detrimental no matter who they are coming from.

    Oh, and yes, he’s hot as fuck.

  11. unleashed says

    I know I m a girl but I love those shorts-with a bikini top-the bomb-where can I get a pair-oh and yeah luv him too obviously-luv ur site too!

  12. mike says

    Reason #5 in my continuing series: “Why I Love Soccer and Why It Is The Best Sport In The World”: Cristian Ronaldo in short, white, wet, see-through shorts at a beach in Sardinia, getting over a heart-breaking loss to Barcelona.

    P.S.: Anyone understand what Ralph said?

  13. James says

    I don’t think Ralph knows what he said.

    My god CR is just a gorgeous man. Breathtakingly gorgeous!

  14. Dhani Darko says

    So good looking, well dressed, and athletic is gay? Most of the gay dudes I know are fat slobs who spend a lot of time imagining themselves with unattainable straight coworkers, drinking beer and smoking weed, and bitching about Dancing With The Stars being preempted. I’m just sayin’…

  15. Drew says


    I’d like to know the maker of those swim shorts as well. I’d guess they came from his own boutique, CR7… but you can;t shop it online.