1. says

    Yeah, ‘cus that whole “love, honor, and cherish” part of the traditional vows isn’t what marriage was about. It’s ONLY about penises and vaginas.

  2. johnny says

    “lacks the basic characteristics of a ‘true marriage’ ”


    I’ve been with my partner for 15 years. Not nearly as long as Ron and Doug, however, I can say here that in EVERY sense (save giving birth and we can do that via surrogate) it is EXACTLY IDENTICAL to marriage. Same commitment, same love, same arguments, same long talks, same divvying up chores, same long-term plans, same everything. When are these idiots going to learn that there is zero difference?