Check out this report on military contractors hired as security for the State Dept. over in Afghanistan and their elaborate sexual hazing rituals which involve pissing on one another, doing shots of alcohol from one another's butt cracks, eating from said ass cracks, getting naked with one another, and simulating anal sex.
Of course gays can't be anywhere near the military because "it would create an unacceptable risk to the high standards of morale, good order and discipline."
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Clearer shots over at Gawker.