Levi Johnston's Playgirl Photos Have Arrived
The first set of 20 Levi Johnston Playgirl shots has come out. If you do a little searching around the web you can find them. Of course you can always pay. Here's a little tease (nsfw).
UPDATE: More meat.
11/21/2009
The first set of 20 Levi Johnston Playgirl shots has come out. If you do a little searching around the web you can find them. Of course you can always pay. Here's a little tease (nsfw).
UPDATE: More meat.
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Very Bob Mizer.
Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Nov 21, 2009 12:03:47 PM
WOW disappointing! I'm a total Levi nut, but they've completely destroyed everything that I found appealing in him. He was like everyone's high school crush, he had that confidence, masculinity and roug-around-the-edges appeal that could make anybody's hearth throb... He was a dumb, douchey, hotty... and I loved it.
Unfortunately, they made him look like a hair-greased-back, totally hairless pornstar-of-the-80s skeezball.
Soooo unfortunate. Maybe it's just these two shots. Sigh...
Posted by: Derek in Madison | Nov 21, 2009 12:06:46 PM
He looks hot for a 19 year old, peen shot or not.
Posted by: Zach | Nov 21, 2009 12:23:49 PM
The top shot he has a combo deer in headlights/crazed stalker look going on. The bottom shot is a bit better. Speaking of bottoms, the link ANDY gives show he does not have much of an ass.
Also bottom line, Palin's head is going to explode just a bit more. Between her book tour mishap yesterday, her calling his work porn, you know she's probably beating her little 'retard' about now. I mean Todd, not the baby.
Posted by: patrick nyc | Nov 21, 2009 12:28:58 PM
after beating this story into the ground, THIS is what we get? you can go to any bar gay or straight in a metropolitan area and find a guy way more attractive.
beyond disappointing
Posted by: Astro | Nov 21, 2009 12:30:57 PM
Their not so bad, I'd still take him huntin' and pitch a pup tent with him. His ass looks pretty soft and inviting.
Here's a link to more shots, his hard on shot is pretty nice.
Posted by: RONTEX | Nov 21, 2009 12:45:21 PM
oops, link: http://ashtoncruz.blogspot.com/2009/11/levi-johnston-for-play-girl.html?zx=2b58820b1a37a290
Posted by: RONTEX | Nov 21, 2009 12:45:43 PM
dull as dishwater
Posted by: Rucka | Nov 21, 2009 1:03:02 PM
Awful. These shots are so poorly lit and staged. He looks vacant (it's the job of a photographer to make even the most vacant model look like something is going on behind the eyes) and uncomfortable. And no offense to Levi, but dude, weren't you supposed to be working out like crazy and on some rigid diet?
Levi, take the check, go back to Alaska, and take care of your son. That's what a good father does.
Posted by: Bart | Nov 21, 2009 1:05:23 PM
More power to those who find him attractive (you find beauty where you can)...but I don't get it. Gael Garcia Bernal, however...woof!
Posted by: TANK | Nov 21, 2009 1:17:18 PM
The "Avatar" trailer of gay porn....
Posted by: KC | Nov 21, 2009 1:37:06 PM
DAMN, where is Chris Hanson when you need him?
Posted by: johnosahon | Nov 21, 2009 1:40:28 PM
CHRIST you BABIES! What were you expecting? He is a No body from a No place town. Honest to pete Gay men are idiots; And I'm their king! LOL
Posted by: Sargon Bighorn | Nov 21, 2009 2:01:04 PM
What happened to his ass? It looks like it stopped developing.
Posted by: crispy | Nov 21, 2009 2:04:54 PM
Those pics are horrible. He looks so much hotter in regular candid shots. Should have sent an amateur photographer to Alaska to snap him all day instead of dragging him to New York for such lame photos.
Posted by: JT | Nov 21, 2009 2:18:10 PM
Crispy, I'd guess that his ass stopped developing around the same time as his mind...so, maybe around age 3?
This entire media scare annoyed me the moment it started, but these shots are so incredibly lame that even I'm surprised. So much for the rebirth of Playgirl, which I believe had one hot model over the entire 1990s.
Posted by: Paul R | Nov 21, 2009 2:21:01 PM
gross. no thanks.
Posted by: JJ | Nov 21, 2009 5:06:27 PM
He looks better with his clothes on. Go figure.
Posted by: LD | Nov 21, 2009 5:18:06 PM
He looked way better in that shirtless pic he took for GQ, wow, way to fuck it up Playgirl.
Posted by: Pekemo | Nov 21, 2009 6:49:23 PM
great buns. he is a hot baby bite.
Posted by: nic | Nov 21, 2009 6:53:20 PM
All I can say the one shot that's a close up of his ass is delish. I'd bury my face in that!
Posted by: TorontoGuy | Nov 21, 2009 7:43:11 PM
Meh.
Posted by: abden | Nov 21, 2009 7:59:58 PM
I know to each there own, but I find him quite normal. I don't see saggy buns, I didn't expect steroid muscles...what I see, I expected. I don't find him fat, I think he has more bulk, and that is probably due to where he lives and the sports he participates in. Most guys who live in predominantly cold climates are stockier and I don't think I have ever seen a skinny hockey player.
Maybe we are spoiled by twinks, and maybe I am in the minority, but again, I don't know what everyone was expecting or anticipating, but, what I see, is what I expected.
It's actually nice to see someone 'normal' once in awhile. Now, everyone take their clothes off and look in the mirror ("judge not lest ye be judged").
Posted by: CB | Nov 21, 2009 11:18:39 PM
He looks great.
Posted by: David T | Nov 21, 2009 11:53:40 PM
Not worth the hype.
An as a ass-man myself, highly disappointing.
Posted by: omi | Nov 22, 2009 9:48:10 AM