Details on Ugandan Pastor Martin Ssempa’s Filthy Screenings in Support of the ‘Kill the Gays’ Bill

Ariel Rubin, a journalist based out of Kampala, Uganda, has additional details on Pastor Martin Ssempa’s gay porn screenings to scare up support for the “kill the gays” bill. Somehow I missed this post from the 16th. Rubin may be talking about the same press conference I posted about yesterday, or one held earlier this month. Either way, Ssempa’s truly depraved.

Martin_ssempa Said Ssempa: “I will not call them gays any more, these are sodomites. And I ask you
please, in the media, stop misusing the word gay, which means happy
people. These are not happy people.”

And then the screening [WARNING: graphic]:

A pornographic slideshow of black and white photographs of men
engaging in scatological fetishism is revealed. “I want to show you from
their website”, he proclaims, a devious smile forming. “I’ve taken the
time to research what homosexuals do in the privacy of their bedroom. It
is inhuman, it is animalistic, and it cannot be right. I want to show
you these pictures.” The audience lurches forward, leering at the
pictures and groaning in disgust. Ssempa, enthusiastically goes on:

I want to say homosexuals eat each other’s poop. Homosexuals stick their
hands into their rectum. Homosexuals stick all sorts of deviant sexual
things into their rectum. I want to show you this is from their website.
So the first picture that I want to show you, you can see this man has
just eaten the other person’s poo poo and is rubbing it on his mouth,
and I’m going to ask that we print for each of you a photocopy of this
story so you get it fully.

Then, of course, they are grabbing each other’s gentials (sic), that is level
number one, touching each other, grabbing each other. Then number three,
now they are licking each other’s anus and are licking poop. And they
call poo poo, chocolate. You see it is a change of words. I want you to
see, Sheikh please forgive me but I want these people to see, they say a
picture is worth one thousand words. This is a man eating the other
person’s poo poo, can you see that one? Please from BBC, I want you to
tell them, we know what they do.

This coming from a man of god, a community and church leader, and yet
also the co-author of a bill which makes touching another person “with
the intention to commit homosexuality” an offense punishable by life in
prison. He concludes, “After they have eaten poo poo, then he puts his
hand inside the other man’s rectum. You can see it. That is called
fisting. FISTING! Practiced by 65% of all homosexuals. It is deviant! As
if that is not enough, he puts it all the way,” he pauses for effect
and then excitedly grunts, “iiiiiin!” The audience erupts in laughter. 

More in Rubin’s report at the Huffington Post.

And let’s not forget that Ssempa is Pastor Rick Warren’s man in Uganda.

(via phb)

Ugandan Pastor Martin Ssempa Holds Gay Porn Screening to Scare Up Support for ‘Kill the Gays’ Bill [tr]


  1. Alco says

    This would be funny if the subject wasn’t so serious.

    Seriously? Eating each other poo poo?

  2. Zeke says

    Wow, I had NO idea that my sex life was so boring, or maybe it’s more adventurous than I ever imagined. Since 65% of us are into FISTING, perhaps I’ve done it and just don’t realize it, or remember it. Is that possible?

  3. mnrocko says

    The bigger question is how to curb his rantings from spreading further then Uganda. Surely the man knows or has seen that this behavior exists with heterosexuals also? the thought that someone would think I am in that 65% makes me cringe, I don’t care that people do it I just don’t want to be part of it, nor do I want people to associate that behavior with solely “gay” people…
    I would like to know/send him sites that show str8 people doing the same acts…I mean there needs to be a level playing field here…This is scary shit, (pun intended) and he has a lot of uninformed people following him…

  4. says

    Are you kidding me with this? Really?

    65% of us are into fisting?

    All of us gays have a website where we eat our poo-poo?

    What’s remarkable is the good pastor was able to find these images. I wouldn’t even know where to look if I wanted to find stuff like this online. Which makes you wonder if the good pastor has something he’d like to share with the rest of us about what he likes to do on a Saturday night?

  5. Walter says

    It is amazing that there are such willfully simple people out there who watch these slideshows or visit the websites showing gay pornography — and declare that porn and fetish represents homosexuality, yet straight porn is not held up to represent heterosexuality.

    It is childish in the extreme. And willfully evil.

  6. Derrick from Philly says

    How do you make people (many of whom have no formal education) see that this piece of poo poo is mentally ill?

    All these fetishes are practiced by a minority in both the gay and straight worlds. He is a dispicable liar.

    “fisting…practiced by 65% of all homosexuals…”

    Pure bull poo poo. If that were the case the sales of laxatives would plummet while the sales of Depends would soar.

    What a filthy liar.

  7. DifferingView says

    Quentin Crisp: Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can’t help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don’t like that. That’s the famous joke: I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.

  8. David B says

    Why doesn’t someone take some pictures of straight sex in rebuttal for this jerk….Straight people do crazy stuff as well….

  9. says

    Derrick, not to mention, if we were all into poo-poo, they wouldn’t have the Fleet enemas by the checkout counter at the grocery store at Fire Island Pines.

  10. nic says

    why are african people so insanely stupid? indeed, the dark continent will continue to be that way.

  11. says

    If communities were defined by their porn, straight people wouldn’t come across so well either.

    But for him to highlight scat…what % of gay men are into scat? Fisting has gotten a LOT more common, especially in porn, but 65% is exponentially too high.

    But you could pull fisting and scat videos for straights, too. Has he not seen 2 Girls and a Cup? If not, can we please get a reaction video when he first watches it?

    But P.S. NIC is such a DIC.

  12. CHIMFA says

    THANK YOU, Matthew! I was reading this the entire time thinking of Two Girls One Cup.

    Scatological fears tend to come up on other hate sites as well. (For the morbidly curious, see where Fred Phelps calls us ‘shit eaters’ and then quotes Bible verses to condemn it. HA!)

    I am truly concerned, though, as I read this and all of the other press that Uganda is getting. The tone is turning from “This is so ludicrous that we have to do something to help these people” into “You should fear and hate Africa”. This same tone is used on the reporting in Malawi.

    I think we need to turn the focus away from the bullshit (or Bull Poo Poo, if you’d like) into how to HELP.

    Now if I just knew a way to help….

  13. David in Houston says

    This guy is obsessed with gays. You just know he’s a self-loathing closet case. I would like to know where he got his 65% fisting statistic. Based on my prudeness, I think 0.65% would be more accurate. As for the poo poo stuff… ick! Who the hell would want to do that… except for Pastor Ssempa that is.

  14. says

    I would like to show pastor some truly sick heterosexual porn and tell him we know what you do in your bedroom.

  15. MitchNYC says

    African people are stupid? Geezmcrow!

    I’m sure if it were going it were going to win the ‘marriage’ argument, you could bet your bottom dollar Maggie Gallagher would resort to the same thing.

    It’s a classic debate tactic. Take the extremes, exaggerate it and hold it up as the rule. It’s how Republicans have been trying to get back in office. Case in point – Death panels!!!!!

    The only thing dark about Africa is your perceptions of it.

  16. Disgusted American says

    Im sorry,but I’ve seen my fair share of straight porn, and these heteros are the EXAMPLE of KINKY! what a disgusting man this so-called preacher is….and a closet case….and talk about BAD parenting, showing your children porn.

  17. seth says

    One of my high school teachers (a crazy neo-con with a Ph.D. in psychology no less) used to tell us all of this shit in class–in a public high school. He actually did tell us that 90% or something of depends sales went to gays because they got infectious colitis from practicing sodomy. Reading this guys b.s. reminded me of Dr. Turner. What a fucking loon.

  18. KFLO says

    Someone please point me to where I can meet this man and give him a much deserved punch in the face.

  19. Steve says

    He obviously did a lot of, uhhhhh, research in preparing this presentation. What jumps out at me – aside from the reminders of the gay-baiting haters of the 1970s such as Anita Bryant – is how fascinated he seems in fetishism.

    Inquiring minds want to know….

  20. Henry says

    @KFLO: Oh, but punching him in the face would introduce him to our sado-masochism practices, which 83% of us engage in daily.

  21. niles says

    I am formally announcing a new and vital organization: SASH: Society Against the Scourge of Heterosexuality. One only has to browse the Internet to find the most disgusting and vile sexual and scatalogical practices, fetishes, rape fantasies, schoolgirl seductions, and on and on. These activities (many of which depict the degradation of women) vastly outnumber any homosexual presence by a wide margin. In addition, heterosexuality is responsible for thousands of sexual assaults, STDs, unwanted pregnancies, unwanted children, abortion, divorce, and a misplaced sense of entitlement that belies its huge drain on society. Local chapters will be forming soon.

  22. drake onian says

    AS IF!!! As if we couldn’t just listen to The Notorious B.I.G.’s skit for “Nasty Boy” and see that scat is not just a gay phenomenon. I know a lot of straight people who do a lot more freaky stuff than I do.

    @Nic Unless you realize that the capacity for good and evil is all within yourself rather than, oh like we’re the goodies and they’re the baddies, and unless you realize that, you’ve not really got a very realistic understanding of the world i think.

  23. jakeinlove says

    I didn’t realize that we just had ONE website in which we followed like a mindless form of religion.

    Dumb ass.

  24. says

    My God is he ever boring. Scat and fisting… really?

    This man, and the weak-minded simpletons who follow him, is the living embodiment of why so much of Africa will continue to live in poverty and squalor. This beautiful continent… the cradle of humanity… will always be thought of as a pathetic backwater until people like this violent charlatan no longer hold sway over so much of the population.

  25. nic says

    so, no one has answered why africans are so stupid? as a whole, isn’t the entire continent retrograde — just like the middle east. fundamentalism has plunged whole areas into an abyss that we as americans cannot understand. americans and western culture — white, brown, black, yellow, red have a sense of decency, for the most part. why should we not throw up both arms and say we give up? if you can’t help yourselves, fuck you.

  26. Dennis says

    yeah, like straight people never engage in fisting, anal play, or any other assortment of more ‘advanced’ sexual play…

    perhaps this deranged fucktard needs to see pictures of heteros gettin’ all freaky to set him ‘straight’…

    scratch that, this twisted fuck would just use it all as mental images to jack off to know he does.

  27. Dave says

    Nic, lumping every person living in Africa into one bigoted retrograde group makes about as much sense as this preacher’s insistence that all gays are the scatophilic, promiscuous and pedophilic.

    Yes, there are bigots there, but there are bigots in the US too. Don’t be a bigot yourself.

  28. Swooning says

    So…sodomy and scat are okey-dokey if practiced between consenting het couples, then? How about you take a look at the “Everything Butt” section on and get back to us on that, dude.

  29. Capt says

    Are we supposed to pretend that there’s no such thing as “straight” scat videos to be found online?

    Good lord, sometimes it seems like half the porn online is of men using women as toilets.

    I also like his quote, “Homosexuals stick all sorts of deviant sexual things into their rectum.”

    …So, as opposed to straight men who stick NON-deviant things in their rectums, I guess??

  30. nic says

    ok, i’ll admit that i threw those two comments into the mix just to be contrary. but, if someone thinks i should be put to death because i put my penis into the ‘wrong’ hole, fuck him. and, really, don’t we all think that the “wretched refuse” of the world would be better off here in the good ol’ u.s. of a? i would love to cradle a a kid from Haiti in my arms right now. i would love to put basic necessities in peoples’ houses in far- flung regions. but, people like this pig, ssempa, remind me that hate will always raise it ugly head and strike at the weakest in society. that’s why thugs, bullies, and bigots choose to blame the gays. i am not feeling particularly magnanimous nor expansive now.

  31. Ian M. Walker says

    Well this gay feller has never had any interest in fisting or the disgusting practices revolving around scat but it isn’t just limited to gays.

  32. Pablo says

    Ahhhhh….I see. Nic is fighting hatred and simple-headed ignorance with more hatred and simple-headed ignorance. Makes complete sense. By your logic, Fred Phelps and his ilk are representative of the whole North American people (including Mexico, Canada, Central America and the Caribbean Islands), and of course the people of this benighted continent are stupid for producing and following a man like Phelps. The rigor of your mind is impeccable. Moron. Nic, take your racism with you to Idaho or wherever you’re from and STFU.

  33. me says

    Fuck you, bigots! Don’t ask for Western Aid for your poor country. Don’t ask for western aid when your children are dying. Don’t ask for anything from the West ever again. Racism is bigotted and and so is homophobia. FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!! Hypocrites.

    Black Homosexual from the USA.

  34. me says

    Uganda will neverget any more money from us again. Die bigots!!!!!!!!!!! Starve!!!!!! Remain a Third World country because your are ignorant! Homosexuals are not all people who fist or eat shit. And if you think heterosexuals don’t engage in such practices, you are as dumd as your message.