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Massive Cristiano Ronaldo Erection Rises in Madrid


Real Madrid footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was honored with a statue 10 meters tall in Madrid yesterday:

"Residents living near the Plaza de Ramales, a quiet square in a western residential area of the Spanish capital, woke yesterday morning to find the streets adorned with green and red confetti (the colours of the Portuguese flag) along with an imposing statue of Cristiano Ronaldo. As reported by Spanish sports daily Marca, the statue of the world's most expensive player is 10 metres in height and silver in colour, featuring the player standing over a football. The Plaza de Ramales was renamed the 'Pra├ža de Ronaldo' for the duration of the day."

The statue was reportedly erected by Nike, for a promotion.


In other Ronaldo news, the footballer recently held a shirtless meet and greet with top-ranking Formula 1 race car drivers.


The Armani underwear model has also been showing support for his hometown, the resort island of Madeira, in Portugal, where flash floods have killed more than 40 people.

Dramatic footage of the floods, AFTER THE JUMP...


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  1. Anyone ever see that Simpsons episode, where Lenin comes back to life and busts out of his tomb? The statue sorta looks like zombie Lenin

    Posted by: jk | Feb 23, 2010 10:07:11 AM

  2. Hideous! Looks nothing like him.

    Posted by: DPRK mafia | Feb 23, 2010 10:45:33 AM

  3. Something is off about the legs - they look stumpy in comparison with the long torso, which wouldn't be an advantage for a soccer/football player.

    Posted by: Tonic | Feb 23, 2010 11:02:44 AM

  4. I'm guessing the statue is temporary ...? Maybe?

    Posted by: KFLO | Feb 23, 2010 12:02:08 PM

  5. I love this guy I think he's one of the most beautiful men I've ever seen.That being said, why in the world would they choose that ugly piece of excreta to represent him? It's totally ugly and looks nothing like him. I think the people who live there should get together and tear it down and demand that a better likeness be created (perhaps a nude life size version )be installed.

    Posted by: robert | Feb 23, 2010 1:43:14 PM

  6. That is one ugly statue of a hot looking dude.

    Posted by: jaragon | Feb 23, 2010 6:18:18 PM

  7. It looks out of proportion because it's supposed to be viewed (and photographed) from below.

    Posted by: Perspective | Feb 23, 2010 6:34:25 PM

  8. what a waste of metal

    Posted by: john | Feb 23, 2010 6:51:27 PM

  9. what a waste of money!

    Posted by: WPM | Feb 23, 2010 6:59:02 PM

  10. He is sooo very gay

    what kind of guy meets another without a shirt

    and he's the only one without one!

    Also check out youtube for all gay vids of him

    Posted by: tania | Feb 23, 2010 7:01:13 PM

  11. Look!! He spelled Madeira right! And how about donating one of his millions to the island? Yeah right

    Posted by: Nuno | Feb 23, 2010 7:47:46 PM

  12. It is too stubby , should be on the order of the massive float for Portugal Fiesta a few years back , with the outline of his nice Schadrule , and a ball hanging out of his shorts. He is a very hansome Man , but he is not stocky , more on the lithe side. At any cost he is still a delight to watch on the football field...

    Posted by: yaaah69 | Feb 24, 2010 8:56:59 AM

  13. he is a beauty.

    Posted by: nic | Feb 27, 2010 9:24:15 PM

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