Sportrait: North Melbourne Kangaroos Football Team


This is what an Australian footballer muscle recovery session looks like in the refurbished fitness complex belonging to the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

Previous sportraits…
Sportrait: Roger Huerta [tr]
Sportrait: U.S. Olympic Bobsled Team [tr]
Sportrait: Matthew Mitcham [tr]
Sportrait: Grady Sizemore [tr]
Sportrait: Dwight Howard [tr]
Sportrait: Carl Edwards [tr]


  1. JT says

    I can only assume they went to a thrift store and found a T-shirt that said “$5 Mustache Rides” and thought to themselves:

    “Wow. What an awesome shirt! I simply must have it. Oh, but wait a tick, if I wear this shirt I will look ridiculous as I do not have a mustache. But on the other hand it’s such a great shirt…especially at this price.”

    So they bought it anyway and had to then grow mustaches. These things happen more often than you’d think. In fact, 95% of mustachioed gentlemen grew their facial hair out for the sake of a thrift store T-shirt. I know it sounds crazy, but it’s true. I read it somewhere on the internet.

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