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Adrien Brody Traumatized by Well-Hung Gay Goats

BrodyAdrien Brody discusses an incident on his "gentleman's farm", where he keeps chickens, roosters, and until recently, goats:

"The movie star reveals his ex-girlfriend talked him into buying goats as pets when he bought a New York state farm, but he was conned into buying two males when he asked for females. And Brody quickly realized that one of the goats was gay and the other was terrified. He explains, 'The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn't know what to do. I had homosexual goats.' The actor admits the goat love got the better of him and he had to let his odd pets go. He adds, 'It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free... because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one's behalf.'"

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  1. That's not goats being gay, that's goats displaying dominance. You're not supposed to have two male goats in the same space, they're aggressive.

    Posted by: anthromorphist | May 26, 2010 10:04:42 AM


  2. Movie stars find such wonderful things to worry about.

    Posted by: jomicur | May 26, 2010 10:10:00 AM


  3. Oh, I see, I read that as gay coats at a glance and thought he was afraid of hung Brits? Need another cup of Joe.

    Posted by: Maverick69 | May 26, 2010 10:29:58 AM


  4. What a dumbass... has he never watched a nature program before. It's called a sign of dominance, not a sign of homosexuality.

    Posted by: Dan | May 26, 2010 10:32:06 AM


  5. Traumatized by an aggressive goat? I wonder if Halle Berry can relate.

    Posted by: crispy | May 26, 2010 10:44:22 AM


  6. This is why these idiots in Hollywood need to hire publicists.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | May 26, 2010 10:46:20 AM


  7. See Adrian? This is why you're a douche. 5 minutes on google and you could've avoided being a douche. FIVE MINUTES. Beyond stupid, perhaps even brainless. Thanks for ruining every movie I've seen you in since now all I'm going to be able to remember is what a douche you are. ugh. celebrities, take note: sometimes it's just best to STFU.

    Posted by: wtf | May 26, 2010 10:56:31 AM


  8. Gay male goats have larger genitals than their heterosexual counterparts just like in humans. And no it's not a show of dominance, it's homosexuality. Heterosexuals and their mindless gay counterparts want to dismiss homosexuality in animals. Yet they will always acknowledge heterosexuality in animals including when they dismay the exact mounting behavior.

    Posted by: Bill | May 26, 2010 11:03:42 AM


  9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bill, you are nuttier than a fruitcake. (pun most definitely intended)

    Posted by: crispy | May 26, 2010 11:09:55 AM


  10. Actors....oy!

    Posted by: Sean | May 26, 2010 11:21:55 AM


  11. Why are so many celebrities retarded? Jesus H Christ hanging of the cross

    Posted by: Rocky | May 26, 2010 11:37:19 AM


  12. My heart goes out to Adrian, and I hope that one day he can get beyond this trauma. As for having goats for pets, WTF! Didn't he smell one of those little bastards before he brought them home?

    Posted by: romeo | May 26, 2010 11:51:20 AM


  13. He's as dumb as a box of hair.

    Posted by: Chuck | May 26, 2010 12:37:22 PM


  14. Adrian, the Special Olympics needs a new spokesperson, pronto.

    Posted by: anon | May 26, 2010 12:49:40 PM


  15. I could have sworn this was going to end up with him getting mounted by a goat.

    You know what, that's more interesting anyway. That's how this article ended in my head.

    Wow, I can't believe Brody got mounted by a goat. But that's what happens when you try make pets of things strong enough to knock you over and mount you. As a policy I only keep pets that are physically incapable of raping me.

    Posted by: JT | May 26, 2010 1:34:53 PM


  16. First we have President Bush reading "My Pet Goat", now this. What's up with idiots and goats?

    Posted by: Mort | May 26, 2010 10:23:54 PM


  17. *can't fuckin' stop laughing*

    I don't know which is funnier, the last few articles about the SS being psycho homosexuals, this or y'all's comments...

    *snort!*

    Posted by: aleabeth | May 27, 2010 4:36:28 PM


  18. Everyone leave Adrien alone he did not do anything to any of you,how dare you put him down,,i met him and he is the nicest person that you can ever meet,and sexy too!I LOVE YOU ADRIEN!!!!!!!!!......N

    Posted by: nina | Jun 5, 2010 9:07:16 PM


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