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Slabs of Shirtless Swiss Judged in Geneva


So in Geneva, Switzerland they have an annual "Mister Switzerland" pageant in which presumably heterosexual men compete for the title. Jan Buehlman (above) won this year's title over the weekend.


From what I can gather, contestants are judged based on their ability to prance and crouch while wearing the pageant's signature khaki short uniform.


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  1. Why are they "presumably straight?"

    Posted by: Toddyy | May 10, 2010 10:25:10 AM

  2. I now get when straights say something is "so gay".

    This is so gay.

    And not in the good way.

    Posted by: Marty | May 10, 2010 10:25:51 AM

  3. And the winner was presented with a huge pink and lavender bouquet. Naturally.

    Posted by: sparks | May 10, 2010 10:41:16 AM

  4. Cute guys, but the pageant turns me off.

    Posted by: The Milkman | May 10, 2010 11:15:51 AM

  5. What are you nuts! Woof! How do I get tickets for next year??!!!

    Posted by: Jim | May 10, 2010 11:34:07 AM

  6. In addition to their prancing and crouching abilities, the contestants are judged on the quality of their chest hair removal.

    Posted by: MichaelJ | May 10, 2010 11:43:09 AM

  7. God, why must they limit it to khaki shorts. They should dance and prance around in underwear (or better yet, lil' G-strings) too. HAWT! My heart is palpitating just visualizing it in my mind.

    Posted by: Evan | May 10, 2010 11:51:57 AM

  8. Lots just like pics from my neighbor's summer houseboy auditions held each Spring Break at his place in Rehoboth.

    Posted by: Ted B. | May 10, 2010 12:05:33 PM

  9. I see the theme was "Twilight: New Moon".

    Eh... nice... nice.... not thrilling but nice.

    Posted by: Rad | May 10, 2010 12:52:25 PM

  10. Hmmm....

    I'm a bit torn. On the one hand, I do appreciate a good side of beef and these dudes do look very good (plus, they're Swiss, so they're probably either rich or maybe just Filthy RICH..! :-) )....

    On the other hand, they look like the smug bastards I work with, and who needs to lust after straight jackasses (there are plenty of those already)...?

    Perhaps I'm projecting too much......

    Posted by: Terrance | May 10, 2010 1:53:24 PM

  11. If you want to be in this contest you have to shave all your body hair off.

    Posted by: Joseph SingerJ | May 10, 2010 5:21:04 PM

  12. There are some fine looking men living in Switzerland.

    Posted by: Rodney | May 10, 2010 6:06:15 PM

  13. ...and afterwards they all played 'Heidi the sausage'.

    Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen | May 10, 2010 7:22:19 PM

  14. it's just a bunch of sushi trays to me! (Love Hairy Chests here - maybe I am just old!)

    Posted by: David B. 2 | May 10, 2010 8:07:28 PM

  15. That is one of the gayest things I have seen. And I just saw La Cage!

    Posted by: Shane | May 11, 2010 9:58:34 AM

  16. "straight" men shaving their bodies and parading in front of an (many gays present) audience??!! me a favour....
    give me a hairy chested REAL man anytime!!!!
    PS: I myself am Swiss born.

    Posted by: Dan | May 11, 2010 3:28:53 PM

  17. God Rocks!

    Posted by: Vox | Nov 16, 2010 3:28:48 PM

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