INCEPTION: "The main musical cue in Hans Zimmer's Inception score is actually a slowed-down version of Edith Piaf's 'Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien.'"
ALEX MAPA: His recent appearance on The View.
THE RUSSIAN BIRD: News anchor flips off producer after being cut off.
PLURAL OF OCTOPUS: Just to be clear.
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