Movies: Eat, Pray, Love Your Seven Ex-Boyfriends

Julia_pizza (Left: Julia Roberts as Liz Gilbert "I'm having a relationship with my pizza")

There's a sense while watching Eat Pray Love that it hasn't quite worked out how to be a movie. The excessive narration suggests that it's an audio book with slide show and this crutch is unnecessary. Prolific gay creative force Ryan Murphy (Glee, Nip/Tuck) is more sure-handed behind the camera than he was on his first feature (Running With Scissors) and the beauty of the images (courtesy of renowned cinematographer Robert Richardson) combined with the emotional accessibility of Julia Roberts are better Baedekers while traveling. Though it's repetitive and maybe a little pandering to its mature female demographic (Food porn? Check. Several hot men? You got it. Reassuring messages about fulfillment later in life? Si.) it definitely has its moments. It's essentially told in four acts: New York, Rome, India, Bali. India gets a little draggy but "Pray" isn't the best cinematic verb. Rome ("Eat") is the most enjoyable. Julia seems to truly relish emptying her plate and there's a great bit where she teaches hunky Italian actor Luca Argentero that the American word for wine is "therapist". Ha ha.

(Left: Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim. He's finally got [The Sword of] Self Respect.)

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World clings to its original source medium just as tightly as the Julia Roberts movie but the effect is smoother. After all, comic books are cinematic by their very nature, being a series of narrative images. Scott Pilgrim is also steeped in video game culture but for once that works in a movie since it's not an uncomfortable graft that's only there to please intended demographics. Not that Scott Pilgrim isn't preaching hard to its young male choir (Beautiful dream girls? Check. Nerdy guys winning them? duh! Reassuring messages about nerds being bad-asses when push comes to shove? Guess.) Scott's adventure to win Ramona is told in a series of seven setpieces (though it's not quite as simple as one battle per ex), the best of which are with two cocky lookers Brandon Routh (Superman Returns) as a vegan bassist and Chris Evans poking fun (at himself?) at the conceited action star type. The entire cast is really game for the stylized comedy including Anna Kendrick as Scott's bossy sister and Keiran Culkin as his gay roommate, who have quite a funny relationship. Michael Cera knows just how far to push both Scott's geek factor and his own star charisma and wins big laughs from things as simple as his drink choices (Coke Zero) and his line delivery whenever the word "lesbian" pops up. Which is often.

Eat Pray Love and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World are pitched
to entirely different audiences and their constituencies might well think that the other movie has nothing to say to them, but they'd be wrong. The message is the same, they're just speaking different languages. Scott Pilgrim is younger and more playful but has less heft (it's hard to raise the emotional stakes in a video game context) whereas Eat Pray Love is more literal-minded but has that 'last chance' true story pull. The takeaway is the same: To be your best self, you're going to have to be honest and forgiving; if you want true love, you're going to have to make peace with the past… or defeat it in battle. You vs. Your Personal Baggage. It's as if Hollywood is playing therapist and they've decided this is the message we all need to hear at summer's end.

Wine or Coke Zero? Your choice.


  1. Piper says

    @CHRISTOPHER575: “It was just a phase” as Ramona exclaims. LOL!! Saw it this weekend and Kieran Culkin’s “Wallace” is pretty damn funny. The film’s fight scene’s however become cumbersome toward the end. Still a great movie and concept.

  2. says

    The ex-girlfriend battle is the worst thing about Scott Pilgrim. It’s horrible and offensive and sexist and just… blegh.

  3. says

    1. wallace is adorable.
    2. Rocking soundtrack
    3. Fantastic to be in a mega-plex
    theatre full of 15 year old boys
    who are cheering Wallace’s wit by
    the end of the film.

  4. Jon B says

    I just saw Scott Pilgrim. It was amazing. I went to see it for my geeky gamer side, and was totally blown away by the whole gay side of it. Seriously, video game oriented movies are not usually the most gay inclusive movies, but this was. Great film!

  5. says

    That is an awesome and a better film comparison, since Scott was sadly put into the same bracket as The Expendables.

    I just bought the new Elle, which is so tempting me to watch Eat, Pray, Love. This post of yours is one last push to the next movie theatre. :)

  6. MammaBear says

    Loved SP, although being in that theatre made me feel very old.

    Quirky gay friend VERY warmly received by the 4th consecutive sold-out show. This generation really doesn’t care too much about the gay.

  7. Greg Broderick says

    Scott Pilgrim reduced complex, human interactions to the level of a video game. I could feel my IQ dropping with every second of the film. I’d estimate the average age of the audience was ~16 and most of them were in need of a dose of ritalin.

    Annoying video-game special effects, too.

  8. Fenrox says

    Hey Greg, Please stop consuming culture, you’re full apparently. Have fun being miserable in your cave!

    Edit note: That looks like the Sword of Love, not Respect.

    The movie was just so perfect. I can’t wait for movies that use this as an example of “what to do”

  9. Zodiakos says

    Greg, that’s bull. The very first image in the film is an 8-bit representation of the Universal Studios logo and music, which very few people under the age of 25-30 would really ‘get’. Many of the video game references in the movie, while having modern-day versions, are directly from the early 90’s and late 80’s. And the reference to Seinfeld? That isn’t exactly on the top of every 16-year-old’s list of relevance.

    Underneath all that is an awesome story about how you have to let the past go, learn to respect yourself and grow up (even if you still maintain youthful enthusiasm), a plot I’m sure you’d be unable to identify with. I’m not surprised you didn’t like it.