Christine O'Donnell: 'One of My First Dates with a Witch Was on a Satanic Altar'
"There was a little blood there and stuff like that."
Delaware GOP Senate candidate and Tea Party favorite Christine O'Donnell's past continues to unspool. This clip, in which O'Donnell admits she "dabbled in witchcraft" was played by Bill Maher on his HBO show last night.
Mediate writes: "Maher used his first show of the season to remind O’Donnell that 'I made you,' and warn that he would release an old clip of her weekly until she came to Real Time. This week’s was of O’Donnell admitting to going on dates to Satanic altars! Maher seemed to remember her visits to the show fondly, sending her good wishes and predicting that she may be more successful than Sarah Palin because 'Sarah Palin is mean and Christine is not.'"
Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...
Bill Maher's lots of fun.
Posted by: TANK | Sep 18, 2010 1:33:50 PM
Fan-fucking-tastic! From Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
Bedevere: How do you know she is a witch?
Peasant: She looks like one.
[Crowd indistinctly shouts]
Bedevere: Bring her forward!
Girl: I'm not a witch.
Bedevere: But you are dressed as one...
Girl: They dressed me up like this. [Crowd murmurs]
Girl: And this isn't my nose. This is a false one.
Bedevere: [inspects the nose and confirms] Well?
Peasant: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant: And the hat. She's a witch!
Peasant Crowd: Burn her!
Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant Crowd: No, no, no! [beat] Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart.
Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?
Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.
[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]
Bedevere: A newt?
[Silence]
Peasant: Well, I got better.
Peasant Crowd: Burn her anyway!
I agree...Burn her anyway Bill! ;)
Posted by: RDUB | Sep 18, 2010 1:52:17 PM
Way to go Bill Maher!
Posted by: Dawnell_do | Sep 18, 2010 1:58:48 PM
That guy sitting next to her in the picture above was totally giving her the WTF-look. Priceless.
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Posted by: Paul R | Sep 18, 2010 2:34:34 PM
"There was a little blood there..."
Her hymen broke.
Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen | Sep 18, 2010 2:48:58 PM
that's it - these people are delusional
Posted by: steve | Sep 18, 2010 2:57:55 PM
They just can't help themselves.
Posted by: Sean | Sep 18, 2010 2:58:35 PM
Not to be judgmental, but I'm so fucking tired of witches leaving blood everywhere. If you need to sacrifice babies, at least clean up after yourselves.
Posted by: B | Sep 18, 2010 3:07:55 PM
Should she now be referred to as a "Repubwiccan"? Campaign director - Endora? I see a lot of toil and trouble in her future...
Posted by: Hue-Man | Sep 18, 2010 3:13:51 PM
The guy giving her the you're full of shit look to her left in the black shirt is openly gay author Clive Barker!
Posted by: Andrew | Sep 18, 2010 3:19:02 PM
I love Bill Maher.
Posted by: Brian in Texas | Sep 18, 2010 3:31:17 PM
@adimo
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Posted by: alguien | Sep 18, 2010 3:33:19 PM
An open-fiscal conservative. I'd vote for her.
Posted by: Jason (the commenter) | Sep 18, 2010 4:04:07 PM
LOL
xtianistas r notorious for spewing the i once was a witch/satanist bs to drum up their xtianista "street cred" to sell books etc
Reality = she lost her virginity to some guy on their first date and had happened to do it with some kid's discarded oijia board nearby. The blood was from her hymen breaking and she misread "made by parker brother" as "altar to satan"
Posted by: mstrozfckslv@yahoo.com | Sep 18, 2010 4:29:25 PM
This is the bitch Newt Gingrich is praising as the new face of the Theocracy as proposed by the Teabag Repugnant-cans. Will we ever get the straight(oops,sorry!), true story? She fucks on a Satanic altar, but doesn't want me to masturbate. Thank God Delaware voters are too savvy to elect her to any office as they've already shown.
Posted by: mad1026 | Sep 18, 2010 5:27:39 PM
LOL @ Hue-Man. Repubwiccan. Well played.
Posted by: virtualdespot | Sep 18, 2010 5:39:50 PM
Repubwiccan...brilliant!
Posted by: Matthew Rettenmund | Sep 18, 2010 5:56:12 PM
Yeah! We did it!
WITCHES rule! We have one of our own!
Vote for the WITCH and the BITCH if you love halloween!
Signed Samantha.
P.S. Bewitched would be proud.
;-)
Posted by: FunMe | Sep 18, 2010 6:42:00 PM
On second thought, Bill Maher sucks. He just goes too far with issues and satisfies his own ego too much.
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Posted by: ravewulf | Sep 18, 2010 6:59:38 PM
Yet again, some pathetic waste of life is posting under TANK. Help yourself, lurker. Clearly it hasn't penetrated that I really don't care what people on a blog think about me.
Posted by: TANK | Sep 18, 2010 7:12:35 PM
and in all honesty Tank, neither do we. I mean, care about the stuff you comment. the people that read this blog spot and ignore trolls like you.
Posted by: hmp | Sep 18, 2010 7:28:09 PM
Who's the hot guy next to the witch wannabee?
Posted by: MarkDC | Sep 18, 2010 7:36:05 PM