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Virginia Wingnut Official Eugene Delgaudio Says TSA Pat-downs Promote the 'Homosexual Agenda'

Eugene Delgaudio, one of Virginia's most prominent wingnuts and an official on the Loudon County Board of Supervisors, is spouting off more nonsense again.

Delgaudio You may recall the hilarious fundraising letter that Delgaudio sent out in April for his group, the conservative non-profit organization Public Advocate of the U.S. 

The letter, which warned of a "radical homosexual agenda," was also marked by passages one might characterize as homoerotic pulp fiction, Delgaudio's retelling of a visit he made to some sort of radical homosexual petition factory.

Wrote Delgaudio in the letter:

"One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I'd heard something was up and wanted to see for myself. As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses. Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined. Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling. My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press."

Now, this nut has sent out an email warning that TSA pat-downs are part of this "homosexual agenda".

WUSA9 reports:

A widely distributed e-mail written by Delgaudio for the Public Advocate about TSA, claims the pat downs are part of a "Homosexual Agenda." And he criticizes TSA's non-discrimination hiring policy.

"It's the federal employee's version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights... That means the next TSA official that gives you an 'enhanced pat down' could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission," Delgaudio wrote.

Delgaudio thinks about sex almost as much as "Porno Pete" LaBarbera from AFTAH. For both these guys, the thought of another man touching them near their man parts obviously stirs a passion in their loins so powerful they don't know what to do with it. Instead of acting on it, they turn self-loathing into public action, and use it to try to ruin people's lives.

You may recall that Delgaudio fought tooth and nail against an anti-discrimination ordinance in Loudon County, labeling transgender people "it" and "real life Tootsies".

Watch WUSA9's report on Delgaudio and hot TSA action, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. Correction to the article title:

    In Delgaudio's case, you can remove the "wing" from the "nut" and simply write "nut."

    Posted by: bobbyjoe | Nov 30, 2010 9:54:59 AM

  2. avoid Va. like the Plague!

    Posted by: Disgusted American | Nov 30, 2010 10:26:14 AM

  3. I phoned the Supervisor's office and asked for a copy of the "Homosexual Agenda." The nice lady said it wasn't a document, but "it's well known what they're up to."

    Posted by: justiceontherocks | Nov 30, 2010 10:32:39 AM

  4. I'm tired of fighting for equal rights. I want some of those "special rights".

    Posted by: JONNY NYNY2FLFL | Nov 30, 2010 10:34:22 AM

  5. Ahh yes Eugene! What to do about the inevitable hard-on you get when being pat down. I bet you squirt your lace panties you got hidden underneath that business suit [wink]d.

    Posted by: Keith | Nov 30, 2010 10:44:09 AM

  6. This guy is an *elected* official? Which means he has constituents who believe this crap?

    Wow - with a voter base like that, I guess Sarah Palin does have a chance to become President.

    Posted by: Steve | Nov 30, 2010 10:51:15 AM

  7. Well, at least he won't be breeding and passing his lunatic bigotry along to another generation!

    Posted by: wirrrn | Nov 30, 2010 10:51:16 AM

  8. Damn. He's onto my Radical Homosexual Agenda to throw my own civil rights in the trash heap. How did he find out? But seriously, I continue to marvel at how incredibly out-in-hyperspace these people are. Do I even want to understand where they're coming from? Probably not!

    Posted by: Justin Werner | Nov 30, 2010 11:00:41 AM

  9. He said bulging. Hehe.

    Posted by: virtualdespot | Nov 30, 2010 11:06:10 AM

  10. Cause lord knows all those "practicing homosexuals" doing their TSA work plan to attain homosexual perfection by feeling up sexy Eugene's little private bits. I should stop reading for the day now--nothing can top this gem.

    Posted by: Ernie | Nov 30, 2010 11:35:20 AM

  11. I hate it when you suggest (without evidence) that crazy people act crazy because they can't handle being gay. Infantile.

    Posted by: B-Rat | Nov 30, 2010 11:48:34 AM

  12. I hate it when people suggest w/o evidence that crazy people think others value your opinion.

    Since just about every phobe I have ever run into tries to grope me when they think the other straightlaced whiners aren't looking.
    So far its been 3 senators, 5 baptist ministers, a few cops and a couple of sunday school teachers.

    Posted by: Hillbilly | Nov 30, 2010 12:01:59 PM

  13. I knew it! I just KNEW it! The TSA pat-downs are a part of our homosexual agenda! Does anybody have an extra copy of the agenda they can send to me? I misplaced mine and I'm not sure if I have homosexual mailings warehouse duty this week or next. TKS.

    Posted by: mikej | Nov 30, 2010 12:25:30 PM


    Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Nov 30, 2010 12:51:01 PM

  15. OH MAN, I love this guy! What a horrible cliche of a man!

    Score one for the "All bullies of gay people are secretly gay"

    Posted by: Fenrox | Nov 30, 2010 1:22:20 PM

  16. One stormy night he was driving... isn't that how all cliche horror novels start? What was he doing looking through deserted warehouses? Probably looking for a place to fuck his boytoy he had tied up in the trunk. Stacks and stacks and stacks of boxes bulging with flyers? Tractor trailors jammed packed with him. That's a lot of gay people. Watch out Gene.

    Posted by: AidenRaccoon | Nov 30, 2010 3:04:01 PM

  17. Andy,

    You consistently misspell Loudoun County. It's not just in this post. There are two "u"s. Loudoun not Loudon.

    Posted by: it's Loudoun | Nov 30, 2010 3:06:54 PM

  18. This guy is not about self loathing - he is about self interest.

    If he can get power from supporting the hatred of minority group he will do so.

    Posted by: Tony X | Nov 30, 2010 3:27:03 PM

  19. he's a fuckin fag ... YEAH I SAID IT

    Posted by: ACe | Nov 30, 2010 4:45:45 PM

  20. correction: fuckin SELF HATING fag

    Posted by: ACe | Nov 30, 2010 4:52:30 PM

  21. someone needs a blowjob, maybe a poke if he's polite

    Posted by: SPIguy | Dec 1, 2010 2:14:09 AM

  22. Delgaudio's fundraising letter certainly reveals his sexual fantasies about long-haired truck and forklift drivers with earrings. He and I are about the same age; and I had similar fantasies when I was in my 20s. Only I went on to live a lifestyle that was accepting of my erotic desires--and enjoyed them. Delgaudio still distances himself from that part of himself by creating fantasies like the one about the petition factory. (and what's a "petition factory anyway?)

    His fundraising letter is further striking for its images and word choice:" long strand of deserted warehouses" (which I can tell you from living in various cities is exactly the kind of place gay men have long sought out for nighttime naughty, fantasy- play); "inserters," "huge," "trembling with worry" (revealing poorly contained excitement at approaching a forbidden pleasure); "row after row of boxes bulging" and "boxes loaded."

    Funny how the unconscious never lets us get away with anything.

    Posted by: Danny | Dec 1, 2010 8:34:02 AM

  23. i'm booking a flight now...all this talk of pat downs is making me horny

    Posted by: NAlabama | Dec 1, 2010 5:48:09 PM

  24. Just like the founder of Narth ... probably a repressed gay who is so worried about a "gay agenda" and "gay seduction" .. because he is on the verge of "falling off the wagon" with his str8 life.

    Posted by: Mike | Dec 1, 2010 7:29:40 PM

  25. In the next installment: One of those long haired warehouse workers overpowers Delgaudio, thrusts him into a computer workstation and forces him to compose pro-homosexual propaganda while the other muscled, sweaty workers leer at him.

    Posted by: Mike W. | Dec 1, 2010 11:53:15 PM

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