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Listen: Donald Rumsfeld Refuses to Say He's Not a Lizard Person

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Radio hosts Opie and Anthony conduct the most ridiculous Donald Rumsfeld interview ever, during which Louis C.K. continuously presses the former Defense Sec'y on whether or not he's a flesh-eating lizard person.

Says Rumsfeld, finally, after repeated attempts to get him to verbalize it: "I did not just arrive in town falling off a turnip truck."

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

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  1. He's totally a lizard person.

    Posted by: HellsCook | Feb 26, 2011 2:38:32 PM


  2. Hmmm...There seems to be a PR campaign going on with the goal of 'Humanizing' the former defense sec.

    Posted by: ratbastard | Feb 26, 2011 2:39:49 PM


  3. So Rummy's reptilian status is still a 'known unknown' (something we know we don't know).

    At least he knew where the chemical weapons were: "Around Tikrit and East, West, South, and somewhat North of Baghdad"... er, uh, no they weren't --- that was an 'known-unknown unknown' (something he didn't know was wrong, but everyone else did).

    Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen | Feb 26, 2011 3:25:19 PM


  4. "Sec'y"?
    Too difficult to write 'Secretary'?

    Posted by: Rodney Wollam | Feb 26, 2011 3:51:14 PM


  5. Too difficult to run your own site where you can write "Secretary" in full as much as you want to?

    Posted by: Clay | Feb 26, 2011 4:00:57 PM


  6. Funny, but doesn't beat my favorite Louis CK video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

    Posted by: lmao | Feb 26, 2011 4:01:58 PM


  7. @Rodney - Sec'y is a perfectly acceptable abbreviation for Secretary. What a ridiculous thing to point out/criticize.

    Posted by: Sam | Feb 26, 2011 4:02:26 PM


  8. Shut up, Clay.
    I support Andy and enjoy this site. I'm just mildly annoyed with internet shorthand ...

    Posted by: Rodney Wollam | Feb 26, 2011 4:04:00 PM


  9. No big deal, guys. Sometimes you just feel like abbreviating.

    Posted by: Andy Towle | Feb 26, 2011 4:16:31 PM


  10. Ah, wit.

    Posted by: Diogenes | Feb 26, 2011 4:43:06 PM


  11. What an enchanting smile.

    Posted by: dattexas | Feb 26, 2011 6:49:02 PM


  12. War criminal bastard
    If there was any justice this pig
    Would spend the rest of his wretched life
    changing the bandages on the
    wounded at walter reed

    Posted by: captain underpants | Feb 26, 2011 7:47:47 PM


  13. To call him a lizard person is a great insult to all the good lizards in the world.

    Posted by: NY2.0 | Feb 26, 2011 8:25:29 PM


  14. He is definitely a lizard person. We shouldn't even be asking him since it's clearly written all over his face.

    Posted by: Ian Awesome | Feb 27, 2011 4:23:40 AM


  15. What else would you expect from Opie & Anthony? They're idiots.

    Posted by: Renaissance69 | Feb 27, 2011 8:46:49 AM


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