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Photo: Ted Haggard's Family Hot Tub Party


Includes plenty of hetero PDA, and uncomfortable children.

From the GQ profile containing his bisexual confession.

(via jmg)

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  1. Jesus! I WISH he was heterosexual! He's just an embarrassment to everyone!

    Posted by: Michael W. | Feb 1, 2011 1:36:51 PM

  2. Someone dropped a can of fugly in the hot tub.

    Posted by: Jamie | Feb 1, 2011 1:37:22 PM

  3. HOT TUB!!
    Oh my so much could be said!!!
    I think I'll just leave it....on second thought it looks like the DVD cover for a porn about incest. Get in the tub kids, daddy's home.
    (the kid on the right looks a little afraid!)

    Posted by: The Iron Orchard | Feb 1, 2011 1:38:07 PM

  4. How touching. If you'll excuse me, I need to go boil my eyes in bleach.

    Posted by: Jasun | Feb 1, 2011 1:40:51 PM

  5. Is this guy for real? I am annoyed, confused and I need to go throw up now. I haven't felt a weird combination of emotions like this since I came out to my overly religious grandmother.

    Posted by: Bryant | Feb 1, 2011 1:48:07 PM

  6. The two good looking kids, front left and rear right, will go on to some TV reality show. I can just see it already!

    Posted by: jakeinlove | Feb 1, 2011 1:58:57 PM

  7. I think it is inappropriate that he would drag his kids into the whole mess... anyone who had some sense would just drop off the radar for a decade. First they have to go through him getting caught and now they have to appear in a national publication in a hot tub with him?

    Posted by: Max | Feb 1, 2011 2:00:22 PM

  8. 'Just sitting in a hot tub with my kissing parents after my bisexual father had crystal meth enhanced sex with a male prostitute, but it's all ok now.'

    Ew. What have those children done to deserve this ?

    Posted by: Paul Bunion | Feb 1, 2011 2:04:25 PM

  9. eeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwww

    Posted by: Steve | Feb 1, 2011 2:04:33 PM

  10. He is obviously insane to do this to his family --- but what pisses me off is how well being a hate monger has passed off for him .... nice pad Ted.

    Posted by: willie t boned | Feb 1, 2011 2:04:49 PM

  11. Yup. there's definitely a gay gene in that family.

    If there is a "famewhore gene" too, cue the folks at Sean Cody... Those kid's got their work cut out for them.

    Posted by: Dego | Feb 1, 2011 2:08:31 PM

  12. I thought that was a parody for a few minutes there...

    Posted by: Ryan | Feb 1, 2011 2:12:06 PM

  13. Like picking a lobster in the aquarium of a seafood restaurant.

    Oh, he's NOT pimping his family? I'm sorry, I misunderstood.

    Posted by: Anastasia Beaverhausen | Feb 1, 2011 2:15:35 PM

  14. That is so terrible on so many levels. I feel sorry for those kids. I wouldn't blame them not wanting to go to school this winter after that pic.

    Posted by: Matt26 | Feb 1, 2011 2:17:13 PM

  15. They can shut down now - that's the be-all, end-all.

    Posted by: Brian | Feb 1, 2011 2:25:56 PM

  16. eeewwww on so many levels

    Posted by: jerry | Feb 1, 2011 2:30:20 PM

  17. I feel sorry for the family. But hopefully the kids will learn from their father's poor behavior. And since I live just down the road from Michelle Bachmann, same goes for that family (poor behavior of both mom and dad)

    Posted by: Fred | Feb 1, 2011 2:40:13 PM

  18. This is so wrong in so many ways. If the kids do appear on a reality tv show it will definitely have a mental rehab theme. Hell, I thought Sarah Palin exploited her kids, this is a whole new level.

    Posted by: plaintom | Feb 1, 2011 2:41:28 PM

  19. It cannot be unseen! I'm traumatized for life.

    Posted by: Adrian | Feb 1, 2011 2:45:07 PM

  20. OK, this makes me feel uncomfortable.....

    It's like watching a complete tosser self destruct in slow motion.

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | Feb 1, 2011 2:45:30 PM

  21. Just when I thought it was safe to stop seeing my therapist.

    Posted by: friedtater | Feb 1, 2011 2:57:43 PM

  22. V.C. Andrews' "Flowers in the Hot Tub Time Machine"--available soon in paperback.

    Posted by: Steverino | Feb 1, 2011 3:10:56 PM

  23. the sons all look like Sgt doofy from scarry movie 1

    Posted by: | Feb 1, 2011 3:17:02 PM

  24. ps

    not the good looking doofy at the end of the movie

    the supposed retarded sgt doofy throughout the movie

    Posted by: | Feb 1, 2011 3:17:38 PM

  25. Someone should call child services, have his wife committed for psych evaluation and have him shot.

    Posted by: patrick nyc | Feb 1, 2011 3:30:46 PM

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