Towleroad Guide To The Tube #832

IF? Mitt Romney’s “hypothetical” gets a laugh — and cheers.

KISS YOUR FACE: An old, ridiculous commercial for Kiss make-up.

SMELL THE FLOWER: Commercial for Rihanna’s new fragrance, Reb’l Fleur.

SEEING DOUBLE: Faux Palin psyches out CPAC.

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  1. CoMo'mo says

    Is the faux Palin possibly the groupie pictured last year at a bookstore, thrusting her pelvis at The Quitter? Does SP now have a genuine stalker?

  2. says

    Mitt Romney has *no idea* what it takes to start a business — what he does know is how to pick which ones to buy, tear apart, lay off thousands of employees, then sell off again. That’s what Mitt Romney knows. That’s how America has functioned over the past 30 or so years, and that’s one of the reasons why we find ourselves where we do today. People like Mitt Romney are why Americans are having trouble finding jobs today.

  3. Pekemo says

    To me it looks like Rihanna was preparing herself for one classy and well lit gangbang.
    One with a very large clothing and location budget.

  4. Ron says

    Doesn’t “Faux Palin” imply that there’s a real one? There’s nothing real about her–it’s all foolish hyperbole and calculation, with a big helping of batshit crazy.