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Watch: What's Your Long Stabby Thing?


And do you prefer to whack someone off from a distance? Friday afternoon silliness from down under.


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  1. Oh, those Aussie Rascals...!

    Posted by: Kile Ozier | Feb 18, 2011 2:08:39 PM

  2. I'm tweeting from the basement. I laught so hard, I fell of the couch, rolled on the floor and bounced down the stairs. This is friggin hilarious!!!
    I wouldn't mind waking up to this kind of program every morning!

    Posted by: Mike | Feb 18, 2011 2:12:53 PM

  3. Too right!

    Posted by: K in VA | Feb 18, 2011 2:23:11 PM

  4. Obviously, even 'Down Under' the broadcast TV convention of the local weather guy being gay holds true....

    Must be a Union rule.

    Posted by: Ted B. (Charging Rhino) | Feb 18, 2011 2:47:18 PM

  5. did those two women really not know what was going on or were they just that able to stay in control???


    Posted by: mike/ | Feb 18, 2011 5:03:05 PM

  6. @Mike The woman in purple, Georgie, is the one that said: "Tim's my long stabby thing." I think she knows what's going on.

    Posted by: Aman Chaudhary | Feb 18, 2011 7:59:32 PM

  7. I'd love to long stabby both those dudes

    Posted by: alex dilucca | Feb 18, 2011 8:04:33 PM

  8. @Mike: No, they knew. Deadpan humor.

    That was hilarious btw! The "whack off" guy is so adorable too :)

    Posted by: Daws | Feb 18, 2011 8:15:08 PM

  9. The lady in purple, the newsreader of the program, is a very smart cookie. She routinely makes comments like that that kinda go unnoticed. I actually think she has contempt for the hosts, which is great.

    The man in the middle (the one who grabs the long stabby thing from the bedside table) is famous for appearing on the Today show completely drunk after a local TV awards night.

    Ted, this show is nationally broadcast - so, not "local" - and he's the sport reporter, not weather.

    Posted by: Glenn | Feb 18, 2011 9:33:02 PM

  10. This makes NBC's "Today" Show look so lame....

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