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Listen: 'Real Housewives' Husband Simon Van Kempen's New Single


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  1. Wow... If the catty gays can tear apart Gaga for existing, I shudder to see what they've got to say about this.

    Posted by: Cole | Apr 21, 2011 4:03:12 PM

  2. Well, if Rebecca Black can do it. . .

    Though I'm tired of this whole "real" fad that's going on. I heard J.Lo's "I'm Real" at the gym the other day, and it just feels completely disingenuous. Of course you're real. But if you meant to say that you're humble and "of the people," well, that's a different story. . . Same goes for this guy.

    Posted by: Austin | Apr 21, 2011 4:03:13 PM

  3. The song sucks, but I want to know where he bought those pants.

    Posted by: Guy from OH | Apr 21, 2011 4:23:55 PM

  4. I Am Real...confused?
    I Am Real...closeted?
    I Am one cares.

    Posted by: jim | Apr 21, 2011 4:27:47 PM

  5. Sorry, but that guy is not real.

    Posted by: Jack M | Apr 21, 2011 4:36:58 PM

  6. Depeche Spode

    Posted by: Pamela Strangeways | Apr 21, 2011 5:46:18 PM

  7. Well, it's a better "Gay Anthem" than the GaGa stole it from Madonna thingee being played.

    I sorta give it credit for being very 80's Techno Pop. If this had been Nick Kamen or Thompson Twins back in the day it would have been a hit.

    Posted by: DerekWashington | Apr 21, 2011 5:47:34 PM

  8. I really hate to say it but I kind of like his song. He is a total twit and a complete media whore. He and his wife would go to the opening of an envelope but his producer did a good job.

    Posted by: Steve | Apr 21, 2011 10:31:54 PM

  9. Someone will mash this up with that Friday song for an epic disaster.

    Posted by: Randy | Apr 21, 2011 11:49:47 PM

  10. The use of auto-tune completely contradicts the "I'm real" lyrics. Either you can sing or you can't, and if you hide your voice, you're not going to be earning much respect. A bad singer is more real than this guy.

    Posted by: Garst | Apr 22, 2011 4:21:08 AM

  11. I hate to say I like it but I do. I like Simon he may be out there, he may be odd but the guy is living his life and seems to be having a great time doing it.

    Posted by: Jeff | Apr 22, 2011 9:26:34 AM

  12. The I AM REAL font is called Crackhouse. Just sayin'.

    Posted by: Josh | Apr 22, 2011 1:57:04 PM

  13. This is so bad, a cry for help really.

    Posted by: RexThi | Apr 22, 2011 9:18:11 PM

  14. he didnt use autotune at all
    its not a bad single i want the remix
    ps to the idiot that felt the need to diss Gaga
    get a life or a original thought already LOL

    Posted by: DJ Fruit Loops | May 16, 2011 5:27:32 AM

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