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Newt Gingrich Announces He's Running for President


Thrice-married adulterer Newt Gingrich tweeted that he's running for President a few moments ago, immediately crashing his website. 


Watch Gingrich's announcement, AFTER THE JUMP...

David Mixner has a helpful reminder list of Gingrich's anti-gay positions.

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  1. In other news, Democrats had a hearty chuckle, gave thanks, and hoped like hell he somehow gets the nomination (while recognizing that will never happen).

    Seriously, what a waste of time and money. He has zero chance and lacks a speck of decency.

    Posted by: Paul R | May 11, 2011 5:17:21 PM

  2. Gingrich-Santorum 2012! The hairy boob and the frothy lube. John Steward and Stephen Colbert wouljd have perma-wood.

    Posted by: MikeMick | May 11, 2011 5:28:16 PM

  3. The BEST way to go after those gays is to run for President! lol People probably forgot about all those divorces and cheating on a dying wife with cancer!

    Posted by: InExile | May 11, 2011 5:30:43 PM

  4. Good grief, I've seen drag queens wearing less foundation!

    Posted by: Andy | May 11, 2011 5:44:44 PM

  5. Oh goody. This is gonna be hi-laaaaar-ious.

    Posted by: coolbearinmd | May 11, 2011 5:47:00 PM

  6. Dr. Delusional.

    Posted by: anon | May 11, 2011 5:52:11 PM

  7. Yep say all this now but you aren't the target audience who I bet think this is perfect.

    So yeah, they will vote him in but what can the Dems do to be even greater?

    Posted by: Rowan | May 11, 2011 6:03:54 PM

  8. Thrice-married adulterer...

    Pretty judgmental for a liberal blog!

    Posted by: Jason (the commenter) | May 11, 2011 6:22:01 PM

  9. Dear Newt,

    You're not even as popular as Sarah Palin i.e YOU DON'T HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL.

    Furthermore, nobody is going to elect a man named Newt......or Mitt for that matter.

    Posted by: AllBeefPatty | May 11, 2011 6:24:03 PM

  10. Not judgmental at all, Jason, as Mr Gingrich is basing his run on morals and family values it's correct to call him on it and remind readers of his behavior in the past. He's also responsible for funneling money into Iowa to get the judges recalled.

    Posted by: jake | May 11, 2011 6:39:10 PM

  11. Wow is he a handsome man! Yeah. He once said that one of his wives wasn't young or pretty enough to become first lady... He also divorced his first wife when she was being treated for cancer... The GOP is in great shape! lol. Anyone else think that while it's legal to do these things, you completely piss away your right to criticize gay people when you do? hehe.

    Posted by: mike | May 11, 2011 6:43:13 PM

  12. Well, the best part about it is he will be funneling all his money into his loosing campaign!

    Posted by: Steve Pardue | May 11, 2011 6:49:16 PM

  13. Thy campaigne can burne in hell, thou thrice-divorced adulterer!

    Posted by: Russell | May 11, 2011 7:06:44 PM

  14. Thanks Andy........I needed this laugh before going to bed !

    Posted by: JackFknTwist | May 11, 2011 7:08:25 PM

  15. annnnnnnd no one cares!

    Posted by: daveny | May 11, 2011 7:09:13 PM

  16. Yesssssssss! The Repuggie sideshow adds another class act. Keep 'em comin'. It's great for the Dems.

    Posted by: HadenoughBS | May 11, 2011 7:51:38 PM

  17. Thrice-married adulterer...

    Pretty judgmental for a liberal blog!

    Posted by: Jason (the commenter) | May 11, 2011 6:22:01 PM

    Uh Jason - some of us do not need to have the word hypocrite spelled out for us - think you are not able to pick up the point - come on! you can do it if you try.

    spit on the floor of his wedding tent - the one to the second whore - I mean future First Lady -

    Posted by: RJP3 | May 11, 2011 7:56:29 PM

  18. Jason: just a statement of fact.

    Posted by: plaintom | May 11, 2011 8:35:06 PM

  19. Yes, lets protect the sancity of marriage so this guy can cheat on his next four wives and remarry each time. Its very important that only male and females SCREW IT UP.

    Posted by: Mac McNeill | May 11, 2011 9:06:26 PM

  20. *grabs popcorn* Time to watch another GOP "candidate" crash and burn

    Posted by: ravewulf | May 11, 2011 9:07:31 PM

  21. If you're buying what he's selling, I have a country for sale. Get real! They are all damned to hell, these self rightous hypocritical bigots!

    Posted by: Randy | May 11, 2011 9:18:33 PM

  22. just what this country needs another jackass running for president. the repuks should change symbols with dems they have more jackasses.

    Posted by: walter | May 11, 2011 9:22:58 PM

  23. I think we should all be afraid. Very, very afraid.

    Posted by: Numeros 800 | May 11, 2011 9:50:33 PM

  24. I love the idea that he is going to raise money and spend it on a wasted cause. He is such a good defender of marriage that he'll do it 3 times.

    LOVE the use of "thrice" in the text of this post.

    His flip-flop-flip on the Libya invasion was brilliantly awful.

    And his name is Newt!

    Posted by: bravo | May 11, 2011 10:11:01 PM

  25. This dude is a c*nt. The total package.

    Posted by: ratbastard | May 11, 2011 10:46:21 PM

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