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Pat Robertson 'Doesn't Want to Get Weird on This' But the Crack in the Washington Monument is a Sign from God: VIDEO


Pat Robertson doesn't want "to get weird on this" but it seems to him that the crack in the Washington Monument caused by the earthquake is a sign from God.

Sorry, Pat. Too late.


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  1. Lol, You most be kidding me.

    Posted by: Dawnell_do | Aug 25, 2011 5:53:01 PM

  2. OMG - a crack in our big white national penis! It's a sign from GAWD!

    Posted by: pinko | Aug 25, 2011 5:55:50 PM

  3. so much for the master builder Masons

    Posted by: Really? | Aug 25, 2011 6:02:39 PM

  4. It was very symbolic for me to see bricks that had fallen from churches. Go figure! Explain that one Pat. :-)

    Posted by: David | Aug 25, 2011 6:12:21 PM

  5. John Stewart is going to have a field day with this one.

    Posted by: Chris | Aug 25, 2011 6:12:45 PM

  6. If that tiny little crack is the best god could do, the sign must be that god really is a pussy, eh?

    Posted by: MikeInSanJose | Aug 25, 2011 6:15:22 PM

  7. I will judge for myself Pat, thank you. I think you are a nutcase.

    Posted by: J. Page | Aug 25, 2011 6:17:06 PM

  8. It's far too late for that disclaimer, Patty-poo. Even if the inconceivable should happen and you don't get weird on us, we will still think you're weird. You've done it too many times in the past for us not to think so.

    Posted by: agcons | Aug 25, 2011 6:22:54 PM

  9. isn't about for this old fart to just kick the bucket . god's wrath is responsible for every act of nature, war and disease know to man.mos god must really hate the earth . but pat better look out most of these evens take place in the bible belt. maybe these christian should looking at how they offended god.

    Posted by: walter | Aug 25, 2011 6:33:04 PM

  10. Uhm...hasn't that horse already bolted from the barn?

    Posted by: Jay | Aug 25, 2011 6:43:18 PM

  11. Sending Pat a check will solve everything though.

    Posted by: anon | Aug 25, 2011 6:47:52 PM

  12. Too bad he's not more like his buddy, Falwell.

    Posted by: sleepy bear | Aug 25, 2011 7:02:37 PM

  13. Just watch and wait....this moron and his ilk will be blaming Hurricane Irene on marriage equality in NYS. I wonder if he would have blamed the 1938 hurricane on, the worst in history when being gay was a crime and we had no rights?

    Posted by: Robert in NYC | Aug 25, 2011 7:16:50 PM

  14. Come on Pat- aren't there more diamonds to smuggle out of Africa -you crazy idiot-
    you have been running your bibles in, diamonds out scam for decades. Surely there are more things you can get your pasty white hands on whilst you save the heathens? May you rot.....

    Posted by: Nick | Aug 25, 2011 7:16:50 PM

  15. What about the cracks on the National Cathedral?

    Posted by: Gregoire | Aug 25, 2011 7:17:57 PM

  16. wow it took bible g a long time to put a crack in that sun idol/ phalic symbol

    The original design and building actually had an egyptian winged sun disk over the door but was removed when construction resumed after 1884

    bible g is weak and retarded obviously

    More likely the deist G of the founders is offended by the bible thumping tea party rise to power and an omen of the USA's eventual destruction at their hands if not stopped

    Posted by: say what | Aug 25, 2011 7:31:37 PM

  17. Ok, all you gays out there, I think we need to rescue God from these wackos. I mean really!!! God has done some really cool things ( the first rainbow) for us to let Him be kidnapped ( Godnapped?) by the right-winged idiots of this world. I feel sorry for Him.

    Posted by: Rick | Aug 25, 2011 7:39:45 PM

  18. how does this explain the crack in Pat Robertson's head?

    Posted by: David B. | Aug 25, 2011 7:52:55 PM

  19. OK, so Pat is telling all of us to judge. That IS weird!

    Posted by: Steve Pardue | Aug 25, 2011 8:21:35 PM

  20. This dude needs to stfu. With the hurricane headed toward his home base it's not nice to pizz God off with dumb comments.

    Posted by: macmantoo | Aug 25, 2011 8:50:37 PM

  21. I think the fact that this earthquake was centered in Pat's home state is a sign from "god"

    Posted by: Craig | Aug 25, 2011 9:00:13 PM

  22. Can someone tell me what is the difference between the Taliban, who think their leaders have the direct word of God and People like Pat and Rick Perry who think they have the direct word of God? I guess they are not talking to the same god, huh?

    Posted by: Daya | Aug 25, 2011 9:23:46 PM

  23. If the crack is a sign of God's dissatisfaction with the government, are the spires that actually fell off the National Cathedral a sign that he is disgusted with religion?

    Posted by: Avalon | Aug 25, 2011 9:32:58 PM

  24. Why do weirdo Jesus worshipers continue to marginalize themselves? Yes, they are becoming a marginal sector in American society. They are anti-science, anti-evolution, and they hate critical thinking.

    I still think that the big cats are endangered species. Not enough lions and... [I won't complete that sentence because the moderators at Towleroad might get pissed off.]

    Posted by: Artie Rimbaud | Aug 25, 2011 9:36:24 PM

  25. The Washington Monument is a symbol of one nation under God? More like one nation under Ra.

    Posted by: JFE | Aug 25, 2011 9:36:38 PM

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