RIDE EM COWBOY: Motocross biker saves a calf.
QUESTION 1: The documentary on the ballot measure that banned same-sex marriage in Maine opens Friday.
MARRIAGE NEWS WATCH: The latest from Matt Baume (now working for AFER) on Maryland, DOMA, and Australia.
TANK DOG: The ground forces Paris Hilton would employ if she were invading a country.
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