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Abercrombie's Holiday Sex Club is Perky and Waiting for You


Along with the many promotional emails Towleroad receives the week before Black Friday came one from Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister noting that this year they are stocking stores with more "iconic shirtless greeters" than ever, who will be "ready to PARTY with shoppers" starting at midnight on Friday. These shots were sent along by their publicist from a Monday morning event advertising the upcoming holiday bargains.

No body hair specials this year either.

Hollister greeters, AFTER THE JUMP...



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  1. How many shirts do I have to buy for a blow job?

    Posted by: Johnny | Nov 23, 2011 7:49:04 AM

  2. Are American men incapable of growing chest hair now? Or are prepubescent boys getting taller? There's a hormone issue somewhere.

    Posted by: MikeW | Nov 23, 2011 7:59:42 AM

  3. Boring!! These guys are a dime a dozen. They are about as sexy as a clone, which is what they look like.

    Posted by: Ricco | Nov 23, 2011 8:01:03 AM

  4. Isn't this tacky? Besides, they look like they've had a mass electrolyis.

    Posted by: jason | Nov 23, 2011 8:02:19 AM

  5. i'm not complaining! would love to know who the guy at the front/middle in the top pic is :p

    Posted by: Dan | Nov 23, 2011 8:09:06 AM

  6. I feel nothing.

    Posted by: LD | Nov 23, 2011 8:13:25 AM

  7. A&F is just a homoerotic Hooters.

    Posted by: Craig | Nov 23, 2011 8:13:33 AM

  8. Sorry, Ricco, but I think you mean fat, slovenly, mouth-breathers are a dime a dozen. Show me a place in America where guys like these are a dime a dozen, please! I'll move instantly.

    Posted by: D.R.H. | Nov 23, 2011 8:24:22 AM

  9. Not a body hair in sight - bored now! Not interested in raising kids.

    Posted by: John | Nov 23, 2011 8:28:38 AM

  10. Dudes - be gentle... The gay community, and gay porn in particular, created these smiling hairless twinks. Someone obviously forgot to send out the memo that it's Butch Dixon and Hairy Boyz these days...

    Posted by: Jeff | Nov 23, 2011 8:37:05 AM

  11. I for one am glad to see them smooth and lean, to each his own I guess. But I am surprised that it's a sea of white skin, especially in a pr photo. At least hire a few token guys of color for the photo shoot to show at least a passing familiarity with the changing racial composition of the country.

    Posted by: Brian | Nov 23, 2011 8:40:55 AM

  12. Director's Assistant: "Token black guy to the front please!"

    They're hot and all. Or at least one form of hot. But I don't get why some people think comments like, "No chest hair, I'm bored now" are somehow redeeming or superior. Sorry, but if they all had chest hair, I'd think the marketing campaign was just as uninspired and boring.

    Frankly, if you are only into chest hair, or facial hair, or whatever, then you are just as limited and shallow as any chicken hawk.

    Posted by: Frozen North | Nov 23, 2011 8:44:28 AM

  13. I know we all have our type, but these guys are sweet to look at.
    Happy Holidays to all.

    Posted by: Rob West | Nov 23, 2011 8:44:59 AM

  14. Brian actually brings up the one good point. Instead of body snarking like other commenters he sees that almost all of these boys are white. I guess non-white people are just toooo ugly to greet people at a crappy clothing store.

    Posted by: Eric26 | Nov 23, 2011 9:17:28 AM

  15. I agree with Rob.

    Posted by: wehotom | Nov 23, 2011 9:18:17 AM

  16. Blah. Eurocentric standards of beauty. Blah. A couple of people of color in a disproportionate sea of whiteness. Yet some think I'm crazy when I continue to harp on about how standards of beauty are constructed within our society. Just a preference my ass.

    Posted by: new-new | Nov 23, 2011 9:22:42 AM

  17. Do we bring our own Tina, or will it be furnished?

    Posted by: Tessie Tura | Nov 23, 2011 9:24:01 AM

  18. There aren't many Calvin Klein's in the world, so aspiring, out of work models/actors have to make a living somehow.

    Posted by: S. | Nov 23, 2011 9:34:00 AM

  19. Works for me! Although since my local store(s) has a hugely diverse staff, as diverse as the community here in Miami, I am surprised that they didn't reflect that in their advertising. My husband and I were just talking about this yesterday when we saw someone with an Abercrombie shopping bag. As pretty as these boys are, they haven't changed this image in years....perhaps that's why they're market share is falling so much lately.

    Posted by: Michaelandfred | Nov 23, 2011 9:40:17 AM

  20. Reminds me of those little books we had as kids where you swap the heads and bodies of different animals. You could swap the heads and they would all still be the same.

    Posted by: Stephen Q | Nov 23, 2011 9:45:42 AM

  21. I suppose they're trying to appeal to a certain purchasing demographic, and maybe clumsily at that. But yes, it's a certain "type" both retailers are featuring. So? Cute, young-seeming (i.e, smooth), in-shape white boys. Not all-inclusive by a long shot, and why exactly should they be?

    Posted by: Zlick | Nov 23, 2011 9:47:42 AM

  22. Why so many harsh comments? Can't we just enjoy a little eye-candy without grousing that it doesn't ring our particular bell? I'm always happy to see shirtless, smiling men.

    Posted by: scott | Nov 23, 2011 9:53:38 AM

  23. Vast ocean of beige skin. Yuck.

    A+E is appealing to (young, white) men's subconscious ideal for what their bodies and their society should look like: homosocial, mostly white, trim, hairless, and a vague whiff of sexual tension. In the end, it's basically a fantasy world the Germans toyed with in the first third of last century, and it didn't end well.

    Posted by: Andalusian Dog | Nov 23, 2011 9:56:22 AM

  24. Very hot guys, but come to Miami for hotness AND diversity. At least Hollister put a few Latin guys in the back rows . . .

    Posted by: Mark | Nov 23, 2011 10:02:02 AM

  25. wow, they are almost all white..

    Posted by: gregory and guillermo | Nov 23, 2011 10:02:34 AM

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