Herman Cain Likes ‘Manly’ Pizza, Not ‘Sissy’ Pizza


GQ talks to Herman Cain about pizza:

Chris Heath: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

Chris Heath: Why is that?

Herman Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

Devin Gordon: Is that purely a meat question?

Herman Cain: A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

A Pizza Party with Herman Cain [gq]


  1. says

    A “manly” man isn’t worried about what other people think of his pizza topping choices. Mind your own business, I’ll eat what I please. And, by the way, a smart person doesn’t at every occasion repeat the question back to answer the question like an idiot struggling to conjure a cogent response.

  2. say what says

    He is currently leading in Iowa over the most electable candidate repubs have = Romney

    Even Newt gingrich has picked up some of the “not the mormon” votes in iowa and is now in 3rd place

    Though both loose the general election by double digits when matched against Obama

    & the rickster is polling down in bachman territory 4-6%

  3. say what says

    oh wait, new CNN poll out


    Newt jumps to 2nd place amongst nation wide repub primary voters ( a 14 point jump from the last poll)

    Cain is falling hard now (dropped 11 points)…..it took a while for the ancient lizard brain of many repubs to finally react to the harassment and assault charges I guess

    strange that the sanctity of marriage peeps are now all for 4 times married and served divorce papers to cancer ridden wife in the hospital The NEWTSTER as the “not the mormon”

    & perry is highest in CNN poll than he is anywhere else

  4. Todd says

    This guy is officially an a**hole. Manly vs girly pizza. He should be as much a health worry as Christie from NJ for his porcine eating habits. This fool should just shut up and go away.

  5. Dave says

    Such an embarrassment to the human race. This whole slate of Republican candidates is like watching the Beverly Hillbillies run for president. The mere thought of these clueless, inept idiots proudly trumpeting their moronic thoughts while negotiating the sensitive issues of foreign policy makes the mind reel. Much less what damage they’ll do to the world economy and domestic state. Anyone who constantly talks about themselves in the third person has no business even considering being taken seriously as anything more than a brand, and the Herman Cain brand is death by idiotocracy.

  6. LD says

    Because you’re not a man until you have ten pounds of rotting meat stuck in your cancerous colon. What is it with these infantile myths—some guys can’t so much as drink a glass of water because they think it’s effeminate.

  7. acorlando says

    Hey Herman, I will race you on foot, bike, or swimming, or in a canoe or kayak. I will outlift you in the gym of your choice. I will outclimb you on a wall or on a rock face. Come on…manly man, put your money where your manly mouth is.

    And I haven’t put that crap in my body for over ten years.

  8. Bill Cooney says

    Modern pizza has been attributed to baker Raffaele Esposito of Naples. In 1889, Esposito who owned a restaurant called the Pizzeria di Pietro baked what he called “pizza” especially for the visit of Queen Margherita. Obviously, the first “sissy” pizza!

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