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Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in 'Rock of Ages' Trailer: VIDEO


As a follow-up to the shirtless rocker still they released in June, a trailer for the upcoming Rock of Ages adaptation starring Tom Cruise has been released.


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  1. And coming in 2015 on a triple bill, in all new 3D:
    Rock of Ages

    Posted by: QJ201 | Dec 13, 2011 8:36:11 PM

  2. Was that a monkey?

    Posted by: Alan Ilagan | Dec 13, 2011 8:42:27 PM

  3. This looks really really bad.

    The insufferable Zeta-Diesel-Jones is enough to kill anything, but Cruise-y just drives a stake through its heart.

    Posted by: PixelWizard | Dec 13, 2011 8:44:04 PM

  4. I agree. This looks really really bad.

    Posted by: Markus | Dec 13, 2011 8:56:13 PM

  5. Holy steaming pile of ..... yikes. Just awful. Let's see though, if the
    Cruise history repeats itself, he has 2 movies coming out, he'll probably get a divorce or be linked to one of his co-stars...bleah.

    Posted by: mark | Dec 13, 2011 9:07:03 PM

  6. This looks like it is on a par with Road House ...

    Posted by: Dev | Dec 13, 2011 9:13:15 PM

  7. A future candidate for bad movies we love...

    Posted by: jaragon | Dec 13, 2011 9:16:30 PM

  8. Tom who?

    Posted by: Mike | Dec 13, 2011 9:31:14 PM

  9. This. No.

    Posted by: bozemanmontana | Dec 13, 2011 9:35:12 PM

  10. Please. Someone tell me why this was a good choice for a movie? The American box office has hit a two year low - this only serves to deepen it.

    Where's the market research? Who in their right mind would even want to produce such laughable garbage?

    Posted by: John | Dec 13, 2011 9:41:15 PM

  11. It's like that awful movie "The Apple", which if you haven't seen, is fun for a night of guffawing and spontaneous nostril-milk spewing.

    Posted by: John | Dec 13, 2011 9:47:08 PM

  12. Ewwweee...Tommy gurl is just so gross. The trailer looks horrid. This movie is going to be truly awful.

    Posted by: AnitaValium | Dec 13, 2011 10:03:26 PM

  13. I lived through the 80's (high school/college). Rock--mainstream rock--largely sucked in the 80's, and this movie encapsulates why. (Truly influential indie/alt rock--U2, R.E.M., the Cure, Red Hot Chili Peppers--was largely ignored by most of the kids screaming in the audience that you see in this preview.) Springsteen had perfected his art, but otherwise, the 80's was largely about pop and R&B or a fusion thereof--Michael Jackson, Madonna, Tina Turner, Hall & Oates, Cyndi Lauper, Prince. Or New Wave (New Order, Depeche Mode, the Eurythmics, etc.). After a run of disastrous "hair bands," the world was ready for Nirvana and grunge to drain the swamp and hit "replay." (Comparatively, pop in the 90's sucked as rock got better.)

    This movie might have some value as camp, but It should be consigned to the same dustbin as Cinderella, Twisted Sister, Night Ranger, etc. etc.

    Posted by: Dback | Dec 13, 2011 10:35:27 PM

  14. that's not how I remember it.

    Posted by: Tone | Dec 13, 2011 11:09:20 PM

  15. Yeah...this is totally not the Broadway musical at all. The best characters were taken out, and rest seem to be cast pretty poorly. Mary J Blige might turn it out though.

    Posted by: Top to Bottom | Dec 13, 2011 11:09:30 PM

  16. The hair is all wrong.

    Posted by: Sean in Dallas | Dec 13, 2011 11:34:40 PM

  17. So you watch an ad to watch a trailer, um... no thanks. I don't really think I need to see it to know this will be terrible.

    Posted by: Sean | Dec 13, 2011 11:35:55 PM

  18. hahaha, the hair! No no no

    Posted by: how to be gay | Dec 14, 2011 12:42:28 AM

  19. The Ryman Auditorium for their first headlining show in 20 minutes and just last week earning a platinum record and Grammy nomination.

    Posted by: Cheap Bob Seger Tickets | Dec 14, 2011 12:44:14 AM

  20. Ugh....the best part of that was the Commercial for Hot in Cleveland! Now, Betty Rocks! My Tommy....not so much anymore, but when I worked with him on Cocktail...mmmmm! Let's see...we had 'Hairspray' so maybe then can call this one 'HairPlugs'?!


    Posted by: Bruce Wayne | Dec 14, 2011 1:26:20 AM

  21. Those were the good parts? Christ, "Glee" at its most craptastic is better than this.

    Posted by: Mark | Dec 14, 2011 2:29:40 AM

  22. The only thing worse than more of Catherine Zeta Jones' overacting is the thought of Tom Cruise in this!

    Posted by: matty | Dec 14, 2011 3:27:17 AM

  23. OH ... MY ... GOSH ... that movie is going to be freaking AWFUL!

    What is that? Burlesque for the closeted gay? Was Tom that jealous of Cher? Is Mary J. Blige emulating Cristina?

    With Tom Cruise sporting a face lift ( a good one, I will give him that!), but he now is ready to give a TURKEY for the Summer?

    Can we say MEGA bomb?

    Posted by: FunMe | Dec 14, 2011 3:52:45 AM

  24. That trailer is one of the worst things I've seen in a very long time. This movie is destined to be laughed at as unintended comedy. Thank you, Andy, I think.

    Posted by: Artie | Dec 14, 2011 5:12:36 AM

  25. Have we finally arrived at Tom Cruise being box -office poison?

    "Walk me to my car, LB? Hollywood Royalty." (sob sob sob)

    Posted by: Mark | Dec 14, 2011 7:40:28 AM

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