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Gina Carano and Michael Fassbender, faking couplehood in Haywire

GuestbloggerNATHANIEL ROGERS
...would live in the movie theater but for the poor internet reception. He blogs daily at the Film Experience. Follow him on Twitter @nathanielr.

 
YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
If you've ever wanted to see Ewan McGregor or Channing Tatum punched in the face repeatedly, HAYWIRE is your movie. At one time or another, the actors take quite a believable pummelling from rogue CIA agent Mallory (Gina Carano) in Steven Soderbergh's experimental action picture. Soderbergh first spotted his new muse, a real life mixed martial arts champ, while channel-surfing and was so transfixed he ended up building a feature around her. 'Why can't there be a female James Bond?' went his reasoning. He must have meant it in a loose sense for Mallory is no Bond. She's not super verbal, isn't at all comfortable at elegant black tie events, and has no discernible signature catchphrase. She orders no martinis, neither shaken nor stirred.

Carano's lack of acting experience shows when she's not fighting but thankfully that isn't often. Soderbergh, ever a resourceful director, keeps forcing her to dodge bullets, fists, and sharp objects. His fascination with Carano's athleticism pays off in the action sequences but the movie is curiously flat story-wise. We hop around the Globe with Mallory on assignment or for escape but, like her, we're always behind the story curve. For all we can figure they're making up the story as they go along as Mallory meets each new shifty coworker or employer. For what it's worth that's one piece of man candy after another: Ewan McGregor, Channing Tatum, Michael Fassbender, Matthieu Kassovitz, Antonio Banderas. (Perhaps Soderbergh was already thinking about his follow up, the Channing Tatum male stripper movie Magic Mike?)

More Haywire (Plus: Carol Channing and Jamie Bell) AFTER THE JUMP...

Haywire-fight
Gina tops Fassbender. He's always horizontal these days!

Soderbergh has always been a restless filmmaker, experimenting with genre and form, and Haywire seems to exist principally as areaction against the current state of action filmmaking. The subversions produce wildly uneven results. He completely rejects the predominant color palette of action movies (blue/gray) but chooses... yellow? My friend recently dubbed the movie "Jaundicewire" and he didn't mean it affectionately. Soderbergh's experiments within fight scenes mostly pay off though, especially the decision to hold each shot as long as possible without a cut. This allows you to actually see the fighting and believe in each blow; Fassbender sure can take a beating!

All of the experimenting with form though eventually feels like the movie's whole reason for existence. It's an experiment rather than an organic story just waiting to be told. Soderbergh is quite a mixologist -- can't wait for Magic Mike! He shakes the action genre up but Haywire is rarely stirring.

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BONUS FEATURES

 roadRASPBERRIES!!!!!!! Carol Channing turns 91 later this month so make sure to see CAROL CHANNING: LARGER THAN LIFE the first chance you get as celebration. The inimitable star recently lost her husband and their remarkable love story is but one fascinating part of this new comprehensive documentary by Dori Bernstein who is an expert on Channing, naturally. They're staggering the release date a bit due to Channing's recent loss (and other factors) but Towleroad readers in Los Angeles can now see the movie. It opens in NYC in early February. I saw the movie at the Tribeca Film Festival last year and Carol Channing was in attendance. During the Q&A she shared many of the same anecdotes we'd just seen in the documentary but with Channing, repetition proves surprisingly endearing. 

 roadBelieve it or not the Golden Globes red carpet did not contain every star on the planet. Over in Milan, Prada managed to snag several more stars who weren't Globe nominated: Adrien Brody,Gary Oldman, Willem Dafoe, and Jamie Bell. They all walked the runway with professional male models. I still haven't forgiven Steven Spielberg for casting Jamie Bell in a leading role (The Adventures of Tintin) and then burying his face in CGI. Noooooooo. Never hide the Bell! He's much too pretty to hide with performance capture; some faces are meant to be shared with the world. 

 roadAWARDS MANIA! The Help just got another vote of confidence, this time from the NAACP who gave it several nominations. The lesbian drama Pariah (which is excellent) followed that Meryl Streep Golden Globe shout out with several nominations, as well. Actual Oscar ominations are out next tuesday morning but a few categories are already narrowed down like visual effects, makeup (I'm rooting for Meryl Streep's transformation into The Iron Lady even though I'm not crazy about the movie) and foreign film for which there are nine finalists including my #1 picture of the year the Iranian drama A Separation

Are you excited for Oscar season?

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  1. Women going around beating up big strong men, what a crock! We've seen a lot of this in recent years, a faux offshoot of equality blather and it always leaves me scoffing. Who's kidding whom? While I know some very fit and strong women who could beat up a certain man or two, short of paralysis in an equally fit man, they wouldn't stand a chance, not even if they were stupid enough to try.
    Add to their general physical incompetence, a woman with the additional impertinence to actually strike a handsome man in the face (a handsome man!) is like adding blasphemy to the mix. McGregor, Tatum, Fassbinder? Don't even think about it.

    Posted by: uffda | Jan 19, 2012 11:44:35 PM


  2. I have to agree with the previous poster. I'm sick of this "oh, look, I'm an empowered woman who beats up men" shtick of Hollywood. It's typical liberal pandering. Imagine if it were a man beating up women. Would Towleroad be similarly disposed to waxing lyrical about it? I doubt it.

    I am well and truly over Hollywood's pandering to the liberal notion that women who beat men should be glorified. Well over it.

    Posted by: jason | Jan 20, 2012 5:23:16 AM


  3. I have no desire to see any of these guys get hit in the face, not even in the movies.
    It's all a crock...

    Posted by: RobWest | Jan 20, 2012 7:25:47 AM


  4. The first three commenters said it better than I was going to.

    Posted by: Anon | Jan 20, 2012 9:55:46 AM


  5. Gina Carano could kick all of your asses with one hand tied behind her back. Look at her! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-XCGg6XN3-rk/TvsY4T0haTI/AAAAAAAAENQ/WAOm0rHdZ-o/s1600/Gina-Carano-Hot-05.jpg

    Posted by: Jason | Jan 20, 2012 10:10:53 AM


  6. Yes, now that I have also seen her (thanks Jason) I'm impressed, but, you know, I recently saw Captain America do a whole lot of ridiculous things as well because - IT WAS A MOVIE!

    Posted by: uffda | Jan 20, 2012 1:00:34 PM


  7. On the one hand, Colombiana 2: The Salt Identity looks terribad. Doesn't even look good in that "so bad it ends up being cheesy fun" kind of way. Just bad.

    On the other, I've always wanted to see Channing Tatum get beaten to death.

    Decisions, decisions.

    Posted by: devon | Jan 20, 2012 8:52:16 PM


  8. In a world where women are often the victims of some form of violence whether it be rape or physical violence there's no need to have women being physically passive in films. Carano is believable as a woman who can fight. She gives and takes...and it's believable. Unlike Angelina Jolie or Zoe Saldana...both who are too damn rawboned to be believable...Carano has trained for hand to hand combat and it shows.

    Finally it's not like she is walking around just walking up to random men and saying 'I am woman hear me roar!!' and then she delivers a blow to their gut. They are all dangerous people...they kill for a living...there is no reason to believe that she'd be running with the big dogs and not be able to keep up.

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  9. Wow, some of you guys show your insecurities and sexism with those comments. Did a little girl beat you up?

    Posted by: Gabe R L | Jan 23, 2012 3:32:37 PM


  10. jason is yet another closeted homosexual male who is trying to sound like he's not still a shame to his fami

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  11. Haha, Jaundicewire. Soderbergh's cinematography gets tiring since he's redoing the look of Contagion in a B-movie environment. But Carano still kicks ass.

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