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Asparamancer Knows Your Future Before You Do: VIDEO


Jemima Packington is the world's only Asparamancer, meaning she predicts political, sporting events, the weather, and other things by throwing asparagus on the ground and reading it.


I predict someone's pee probably stinks.

(via dlisted)

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  1. But what does she do when asparagus is not in season -the canned stuff would just lay there in a mushy mess ....

    Posted by: slippy | Feb 3, 2012 1:21:57 PM

  2. Living proof that San Francisco does not have an absolute monopoly on flakiness.....

    Posted by: Rick | Feb 3, 2012 1:22:18 PM

  3. could hear the wind in the background and there is no snow on the ground such a hard prediction to make...this crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Silas | Feb 3, 2012 1:25:46 PM

  4. This is almost as hilarious as Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill.

    "It was foretold by GYROMANCY!"

    Go ahead, google 'gyromancy'.

    Posted by: Sonneillon | Feb 3, 2012 1:26:13 PM

  5. Ahh excuse me Rick if Jemima were here in San Francisco, she'd be casting and reading ONLY locally grown organic produce in season from a small family farm.

    Posted by: slippy | Feb 3, 2012 1:31:36 PM

  6. @Slippy Yup! ROFLMAO!

    Posted by: Rick | Feb 3, 2012 1:45:50 PM

  7. "I predict that eating this vegetable will make your pee smell funny."

    omg how did she know?

    Posted by: sully | Feb 3, 2012 2:35:05 PM

  8. A perfectly good waste of tasty asparagus. And that bunch she's holding looks way better than what's at my grocer.

    Posted by: johnny | Feb 3, 2012 2:38:39 PM

  9. Oh, how gray and gloomy the world would be without wackadoodle eccentrics. I celebrate them all.

    Posted by: NaughtyLola | Feb 3, 2012 2:59:17 PM

  10. To me, her work is equally as valid as the Pope's, only she doesn't seek to impose mind control or other people, and she doesn't employ people who assault them.

    Posted by: Demian | Feb 3, 2012 3:06:21 PM

  11. oh God she's british, the shame....

    Posted by: arch | Feb 3, 2012 5:42:27 PM

  12. Is this a joke? Why are you giving her video time?

    Posted by: jack | Feb 5, 2012 9:20:49 PM

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