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Asparamancer Knows Your Future Before You Do: VIDEO

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Jemima Packington is the world's only Asparamancer, meaning she predicts political, sporting events, the weather, and other things by throwing asparagus on the ground and reading it.

Watch, AFTER THE JUMP...

I predict someone's pee probably stinks.

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  1. But what does she do when asparagus is not in season -the canned stuff would just lay there in a mushy mess ....

    Posted by: slippy | Feb 3, 2012 1:21:57 PM


  2. Living proof that San Francisco does not have an absolute monopoly on flakiness.....

    Posted by: Rick | Feb 3, 2012 1:22:18 PM


  3. LMFAO...you could hear the wind in the background and there is no snow on the ground such a hard prediction to make...this crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by: Silas | Feb 3, 2012 1:25:46 PM


  4. This is almost as hilarious as Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill.

    "It was foretold by GYROMANCY!"

    Go ahead, google 'gyromancy'.

    Posted by: Sonneillon | Feb 3, 2012 1:26:13 PM


  5. Ahh excuse me Rick if Jemima were here in San Francisco, she'd be casting and reading ONLY locally grown organic produce in season from a small family farm.


    Posted by: slippy | Feb 3, 2012 1:31:36 PM


  6. @Slippy Yup! ROFLMAO!

    Posted by: Rick | Feb 3, 2012 1:45:50 PM


  7. "I predict that eating this vegetable will make your pee smell funny."

    omg how did she know?

    Posted by: sully | Feb 3, 2012 2:35:05 PM


  8. A perfectly good waste of tasty asparagus. And that bunch she's holding looks way better than what's at my grocer.

    Posted by: johnny | Feb 3, 2012 2:38:39 PM


  9. Oh, how gray and gloomy the world would be without wackadoodle eccentrics. I celebrate them all.

    Posted by: NaughtyLola | Feb 3, 2012 2:59:17 PM


  10. To me, her work is equally as valid as the Pope's, only she doesn't seek to impose mind control or other people, and she doesn't employ people who assault them.

    Posted by: Demian | Feb 3, 2012 3:06:21 PM


  11. oh God she's british, the shame....

    Posted by: arch | Feb 3, 2012 5:42:27 PM


  12. Is this a joke? Why are you giving her video time?

    Posted by: jack | Feb 5, 2012 9:20:49 PM


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