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Does Pam Spaulding Needs A Man To Rock Her World?

Picture 19Two weeks ago, Pam Spaulding of Pam's House Blend blogged eloquently about the tendency of marriage equality opponents to enlist the support of black ministers to assure nervous Christians that, no, marriage equality isn't a civil rights issue. She referrred specifically to Dr. Patrick Wooden of the Upper Room Church in Raleigh, who was to join the execrable Peter LaBarbera (of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality) at a protest at the Southern Poverty Law Center. She referred to Dr. Wooden as a "a vigorous rent-a-reverend who never fails to get face time with the professional bigot brigade."

LaBarbera and Wooden read that, and hashed over it in an interview in which they discuss, in all seriousness, how much happier Pam will be once she discovers God, motherhood, and penises:

Dr. Wooden: Pam needs Jesus. And, and when Pam meets the Lord that yearning for a member of the same sex will change, and uh, you know what? She’d probably make a fantastic mother, and would enjoy having a husband who was born male -- no Chaz Bono business -- born male – and meet her man, and rock her world. In the name of the Lord!

Pete LaBarbera: She's uh, you know, you're right about the hatrd. You expect the hatred to come. This is a perversion movement, folks.

First, of course, Dr. Wooden made a great show of explaining how much he loved Pam and how much he'd like to take her to lunch. Because that's how one demonstrates love for strangers, isn't it? Tell them what to put in their vaginas, and then offer to demonstrate your groovy paternalism over sandwiches and Cokes? 

You can read a lengthy transcript from the interview at Pam's House Blend, as well as Pam's very funny commentary. You can also listen to four minutes of the interview AFTER THE JUMP ...


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  1. Wooden and Labarbara have need of a penis too.

    Posted by: David Ehrenstein | Feb 4, 2012 1:03:32 PM

  2. Pam referred to Dr. Wooden as a "vigorous rent-a-reverend who never fails to get face time with the professional bigot brigade."

    Well honey, if you're gonna pick a fight, don't be surprised by what gets thrown back at ya. Tolerance is two-way street, my dear. We are not granted the right to go around and be a-holes to people, just because we're gay, and then expect to be treated with respect, by those same people.

    Dr. Wooden: Pam needs Jesus. <---He's a tool

    Pete LaBarbera: This is a perversion movement, folks. <--------He's a tool

    All THREE of you need to shut up because you're equally as annoying and equally as self-righteous. Grow up and get over yourself.

    Posted by: Alan | Feb 4, 2012 1:39:30 PM

  3. "tolerance is a two way street"?

    what does that specifically mean? we didn't start the fire.

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Feb 4, 2012 1:55:11 PM

  4. LaBarbera and Wooden are treading perilously close to corrective rape. Jesus, some of your followers are SICK.

    Posted by: S.C. | Feb 4, 2012 2:04:41 PM

  5. The hypocrisy in Alan's comment is astounding.

    Posted by: ger | Feb 4, 2012 2:46:18 PM

  6. gay conservatives always take this cowardly stance of "we'd have full rights if you gay liberals understood that tolerance is a two way street"

    wrong. we'd have full equality if gay conservatives grew a pair and stopped thinking that Gay Liberals are to blame for the fact that Conservatives are anti-gay.

    it's not "intolerant" to not tolerate the specific intolerance of the KKK. we get it - some of you were born into communities where you could only be tolerated as gay as long as you parroted the nonsense uttered by your communities, families, churches and political affiliates. but take a good look at your lives - how well is Your Way working for ya, eh?

    you don't see gay liberals apologizing for themselves in order to attain tolerance. you see them demanding and commanding respect. and they get it.

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Feb 4, 2012 2:53:28 PM

  7. Alan, Pam pointing out that bigots pay the good Reverend for his services, and that he's always eager to take their money, is not the same as name calling. For example, calling people tools.

    Posted by: cadence | Feb 4, 2012 3:36:44 PM

  8. Great photo of Pam by the way!

    Posted by: WayneMPLS | Feb 4, 2012 4:46:29 PM

  9. Heh, stay classy, Christians.

    Also Alan, you're right. Only Christians are allowed to be assholes, even total lowlives, to everyone and still demand respect from everyone. Why can't everyone get on the same page here and quit calling them out on their appalling behavior and go back the days when they could get away with murder?

    Posted by: Sarm | Feb 4, 2012 6:03:26 PM

  10. Pam's House Blend is about the most intolerant blog I've ever read. It actually makes Fox News look fair and balanced. Her blog is notorious for deleting posts that disagree with her positions.

    Posted by: Jeff | Feb 4, 2012 7:18:06 PM

  11. "She referred to Dr. Wooden as a "a vigorous rent-a-reverend who never fails to get face time with the professional bigot brigade."'

    I REALLY must visit Pam's blog more often... seems to me, she nailed-it, but good!

    Posted by: Pete n SFO | Feb 4, 2012 10:09:28 PM

  12. Alan, it is NOT a two way street. How tiny are you?

    Posted by: charlie maguro | Feb 5, 2012 1:41:12 AM

  13. Jeff, if you can't tell the difference between a "news network" (my fingers barfed typing that...) like Fox News and Pam Spaulding's personal blog then you're a complete moron who deserves to have his (probably asinine) posts deleted.

    Posted by: Little Kiwi | Feb 5, 2012 2:47:54 AM

  14. Team Pam!
    I agree with S.C. that these evil morons come awfully close to advocating "corrective rape." No one needs to tolerate that -- but as soon as the trolls get called out on it, they go into ultra-whine-mode: "The gays are picking on me! They won't let me discriminate against them! Make them stop! Wah wah wah!"

    Posted by: kit | Feb 5, 2012 10:35:56 AM

  15. Alan is closely affiliated to this pastor and his Church. No self respect gay person would advocate these homophobic comment (except for a closet case with an ex gay theme in their lives) There's NO such thing as being intolerant of intolerance. Us being against the intolerance of the pastor makes us FOR tolerance.

    Pam is a TRUE pioneer and has made more progress and evolving minds by her work than she realizes. Her writing and activism has sincerely saved lives.

    Posted by: JamalNYC | Feb 5, 2012 7:19:14 PM

  16. Pam Spaulding is a Black Crack lesbian. Pam Spaulding has had little girls lick Pam Spaulding dirty anus after Pam Spaulding farts & does smelly shits. Pam Spaulding uses Crack, so she is Black Crack lesbian who farts & shits on little girls.

    Posted by: notacalifornian | Feb 29, 2012 12:48:19 PM

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